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| OK now let's face it, Eminem is a total loser. He goes on stage with a chainsaw but he's not allowed it on so he has a chainsaw noise over the amplifiers, what a retard. He's constantly getting caught with concealed weapons and really should be shot, if you'd like to shoot him, visit http://www.newgrounds.com, I know I have! So anyway on the left we have a "normal" picture of eminem, actually the normal one's probably the bottom one where he's trying to act hard and swear at the camera... SOLID! Then we got the fun ones - where he should be. We got a nice selection of him in a mental institution, him in jail (he's not really in jail, I drew on the bars, silly!) and, my personal favorite, a nice lil gravestone for him. Luckily I wont have to wish one of these true for long cos it'll probably happen. But let's face it, he's a rapper, what more needs to be said? Oh and also, ICP's "slim anus" is worth a listen definitely! |
| There isn't much to say about townies that isn't said on towniehaters.com, great site! The link to it is pretty obvious! So anyway some scruffy piles of crap beat up one of my mates and also nicked my mums radio from her car. I've even been shot at by townies before. As you can see over the page the full on tracksuit is the usual giveaway but the "naw tho"s, and "awww ya goff"s give it away pretty well too. Do I look like a goTH though seriously? Black jeans, Blue shirt? They walk around in ridiculously large groups beating up single, or pairs of anyone who isn't a townie. When they aren't doing this they're in their tiny car filled with amplifiers with nothing but a drum beat pounding and thumping away, then they drive up and down my road from 9pm till about 1. ANNOYING! |
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| Sorry to all my mates who smoke but I reckon smoking sucks and I like you less for doing it. I don't see the point to it at all! It's just manky, it just makes you stink. I wanna say well done to my Dad for giving up cigars and my Grandad for giving up his pipe, you both rule, I also wanna name and shame RAECHEL!!! You told me you'd quit you lying pile of poo. Also Emma's started askin' me alot of questions abut smoking lately... don't even think about it, ugghhh! So seriously, it costs loads, it stinks totally, it puts people off you, what's the up side? Don't say it relaxes you cos there's loadsa other stuff that you can do to relax. So just quit or at least try to cos I hate seeing the people I like/love kill themselves, oh yeah and it gives you a really off putting and annoying cough. YOU'RE ALL ADDING TO GLOBAL WARMING TOO you inconsiderate feebs(feeble people), thanks for the word gotti! Anyway don't smoke, cos me and Rhianne hate it! |
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| The BBC can't just settle for a really bad show like the teletubbies, they have to have a cheap rip-off too. I can't believe one of my mates, I won't mention Kirtleys name, actually begged me not to put these ridiculously large, scary, soft toys up. The teletubbies were annoying, but these retards can talk! NOOOOOOOO!!! Not only do they seriously annoy you while your trying to watch captain pugwash, but they give kids a really bad dress sense too! What's up with their complexion I don't know either, encouraging kids to go to malnutrition so they can look like thier heros, it's just not right! |
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| One thing I hate more than internet adverts, is when people like my mum fall for them, she actually believes when she shocks the monkey she'll get $1000 and she has a new message waiting for her. Does anyone ever buy the useless camera? I highly doubt it. I also hate it when you're trying to get off a site but the window keeps opening everytime you close it...grrrr! Oh yeah, one more thing on th subject, I hate Bill Gates. |
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| I don't care how they are for you, most vegetables are manky. Also, I'm running out of space on this page but believe me I hate alot more stuff and people, and yes I do hate non-famous people but I'm too nice to put em on...or I'm scared they'll kick my backside. One more thing I hate and you've most likely heard me say this already... I HATE MIRRORS! ugghhh, they are so ugly! Anyway have fun and stay clear of vegetables! The source of all evil! |
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