E Family

This is my dad who lives in France, no he is not French so stop asking! I edited out the spot on his nose for him but there wasn't much point as I just told everyone he has one anyway! Soz dad! Anyway he's the best guitarist I know and he's making his own album! Yey, can't wait to see ya Dad!

This is muh mawmy! She's so small!She's also one of my 2 favorite parents! Anyway she dead good and multi talented - she does tap dancing, sign language, tole painting, cooking, etc etc. On top of that she's put up with me for 16 years! She's so good I named my first ever guitar after her! Love ya mum.

This is Sarah, me big sis, and I can't put Sarah on without her terminal counterpart Simon, they're permanently attached together which is pretty good. They both play guitar too, Sarah's just started goin to York university cos she's a smart poo. We get on pretty well unless I go in the shower before her... the crime of all crimes! Sebastian is so a lobster!

This is my lil sis, Katie, she stole my birthday! Yeah she was born on my 4th birthday... GRRR! She specifically asked for purple writing for some reason. I wrote a bit about her on the friends page anyway but she's multi talented too! yeah! She does trumpet, guitar, singing, stagecoach, and piano. Show off! Just messin she's dead nice cos she gets me stuff all the time! Cheers Katie.

Mad Auntie #1 - Auntie Anita, my dads younger sister. Don't see her much now but she's, again, a musician! She plays dead good piano cos she''s been doin it for aaages. Don't have a pic of Unlce Tom but he's getting a mention anyway! Hope we'll see you soon.

My lil cousin Jess, just in the year below me. I see her the most often of the family and talk to her on MSN. Me, her, and Joseph used to hang out all the time whilst Daniel and Sarah did, and Katie, Patrick and Nina did. Anyway she's dead good and gives me advice and stuff...yey!

My lil cousin Patrick, I hear he's a lil drummer now, go patrick! We should meet up in town sometime. He's in stagecoach too and played the lead in oliver, they got it on video and he was dead good I reckon, keep it up Pats.

This is ANOTHER lil cousin...Emilie, she's my youngest cousin. She was gonna be called harriet but when my Auntie Anita heard one of the hurses say "let's give yar a carry 'arry", she immediately changed her mind, can't blame her either!

Mad Auntie #2, my dads big sis Auntie Olivia. She lives in Canada now but has been been livng all over the country. I don't have a piccy of my uncle Jim either but, like uncle Tom, he's getting a mention. 'Liv came over a while ago by herself but I dint get to see much of her. Our family went to Canada a few years ago though which was totally immense, great fun, can't wait to see you again!

Daniel and Joseph, my only 2 older cousins, Joseph's pretty much the same age as me though. We always have a great time together when we're around each other like jumpin outta trees, cow tipping, making fun of "patsy" (SORRY! had to say it) and just generally screwing about. Daniel came over a few years ago by himself and we went to France to see my dad which was great, Joseph came over just a couple of years ago too, hope we can all get together again soon... that'd be cool!

Nina and Ruth, even more little cousins! I've been e-mailing Nina recently so I can get a bit of news from her. Last time I saw Ruth was when we went to Canada, she was totally insane and smacked Sarah over the head with a recorder for no reason and ran off laughing... crazy. She's funny though and great entertainment, they both are and I wanna see them too! I just wanna see everyone - and I'm sure they wanna see me too... who wouldn't? err don't answer that!

This is my dads dad, Ian. Used to be called Ignatius but changed it... I wonder why! He's from India and he's really funny with his totally ridiculous stories. He makes beer so he can be my best friend. Sorry stu! He's also a dead good guitar player, that's where we get it from!

This is my Nan, Anne. We don't call her Nana cos when I was little my other grandma was called Nana and I wasn't actually aware of the word "grandma". Anyway she's a really good writer and she's got quite a few books out so look out for books by "Anne de Menezes". I think the rest of the family dropped the "de" but I'm not totally sure. She's good at finding out family histories as well.