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| Me Kirt and gotti being foolish on my roof and jumping off it...it was fun ok? Yeah Kirt's just being a wuss and standing there, I killed my ankle on this jump and gotti did on the next one, but I think it's too far to call Kirtley the smart one. Then we just took photos of anything including me with a rather large bottle of beer...I wish! It's just a money jar...still good though. I like jumpin off stuff, Shellie trapped me in her house once so I had to jump out of her 2nd storey bathroom window... which hurt, I also wanna go bungee jumping. If you're wondering who took the photo...it was Katie. I'm always out on the roof; Me, Kati, Raechel, Galloway, and Rhianne had a concert up there once which was really fun and on my birthday, Me, Kerri, Emma, and Poo went out there but I wont go into that as I don't really want my parents to hear about how we got wasted and nearly fell off multiple times...oops! |
| This is my 13th birthday, had a bowling party...this is the sacred day poo first called me the gopher. The guy I haven't mentioned so far in the blue top is Jonny Cocker, he's quality, we used to be good friends but just sorta grew apart when crappy school put us in seperate halves of the year, and they claim to be helping you to socialise...retards. I dunno who won that day but I remember it wasn't me! I had a great time anyway. (Jonny ain't pregnant... it's just a bowling ball stupid!!!) Yes you will have noticed Ben isn't there... HE'S A RECLUSE! Kirtley couldn't come to this party cos he was watching boro...retard! We bowled about 5 balls down at once and this guy with seriously smelly breath and crooked teeth came and told us off...heh heh heh. |
| Oh yeah, Poos mums 40th birthday party and it was a 60s/70s do. Top left photo is my sis, natalie, and someone I don't even know doing an ABBA style pose and the bottom right is...errrmm...me stu and si! Yeah I'm the one on the right, poos in the middle, and si's on the left, lionel ritchie was on TV and Si just happened to be sat next to the TV and he looked so much like him! We took a photo but it turned out bad but anyway. Me and John were running down the street singing "staying alive" whilst doing the actions a little later on and we got a few strange looks. By this time I'd been to France a few times and had been drinking a bit there, and on this party near the end of the night, poos mum took me into the kitchen saying she had a surprise for me, she pulled out a snowball, I totally cracked up as Graham had been slipping me drinks all night anyway but she thought it was a real treat!! I'm such an alky. After reading what I wrote above, Linda said "I gave Chris a snowball!!! eesh!!!" ha ha! |
| Me and Poo at my sisters 18th birthday party at fellinis looking rather dashing I might say with our umbrellas. We're doin this weird thing John started doing for no reason really just randomly saying I've got a drink whilst putting your hand over your glass, OK it doesn't seem funny but I don't care... I'VE GOTTA DRINK! Ya had to be there. OK and to clear up some stuff... no me and poo are not gay and never were, can a guy not put his arm around his friend without being accused of having more than friendship with him? Geez people! To stu...I'm very sorry, but you can't have me, I'm taken. So anyway at the party this Italian dude from Fellinis kicked my chair by accident near the start of the nigth and everytime he walked past me he said "iy apowlojiyse, from de bottom uv may art" which really freaked me out, but I had a great time anyway and I'd easily do it again. Oh and Poos face doesn't usually have that ridiculous grin on it, just coincidentally on both photos! |
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| This is from the nunthorpe school year 11 leavers do on may 16th 2002. One of the best nights of my life. Everyone looked really great and everyone had an amazing time. Leaving school is the best bit about it! I have a few more pictures of the night and a few videos too, if you want them, give me an e-mail. This was also the day Galloway nearly broke his foot by jumping off my roof...stupid git, you'd never catch me doing that. We also saw Bob from united news (who's actually called Paul) on the way there from the limo and shouted abuse at him (naturally). Breaking up for a 3 month holiday...I wont do that again till...next year! |
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