I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You
awoke without kneeling to pray.
As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or
pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful,
I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are
mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years,
and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate
you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even
with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use
you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD
LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you
have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your
life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This
will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him
who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've
had. We have been: watching dirty movies, cursing people
out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, backstabbing people,
disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO
respect for the church, and bad attitudes. SURELY you don't
want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn
together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is
just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to
say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your
foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you
are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20
years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and
teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is get
drunk or drink while the underaged, cheat, gamble, gossip,
fornicate, and live being as selfishly as possibly. Do all
of this in the presence of children and they will do it
too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go
for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you
again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess
your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life
that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but
to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. IT'S JUST
THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
PS - And if you really love me, you won't share this letter
with anyone.
Sincerely,
SATAN
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