Pablo was on the beach, where there are always lots of English speaking tourists.  A nice old lady  who was very friendly said to him:

Do you speak English?
Pablo answered straight from memory:  Yes, I do.

The lady smiled and said: Are you from here?
And again Pablo answered instantly: Yes, I am.

On that the old lady said:  How old are you?
And Pablo:  Well, and you?

The lady looked surprised, almost offended.
What had gone wrong?

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