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Name |
Chris "Gless Express" Glessner
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Birthday |
currently once a year
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Years at 518 |
May 1999 to June 2000, frequent visitor in 2001
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Degree |
BS in Historical Studies (although it might as well have been Underwater Fire Prevention). Take it from ol' Gless don't major in history cause finding a job with that degree is like finding a fat chick's clitoris - it just ain't gonna happen!
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Places Lived |
Sunny Mansfield, Bowling Green, Cleveland
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Appearance |
Slovenly
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Current Occupation |
Quality Assurance Director for Penthouse Industries
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Marital Status/Children |
Married Kim on June 19, 2004
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Favorite Sports Teams |
OSU Buckeyes, Cleveland Indians, Chicago Bears
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Military Experience |
I've watched Full Metal Jacket several times, does that count?
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Classic Films I Own |
Tombstone, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Pirates of the Caribbean
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Favorite Quote |
"You see what happens Larry...do you see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" |
08/05/2004
PS: THE WEBMASTER AGREES WITH GLESS DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A HISTORY DEGREE, ITS AS WORTHLESS AS A IMPOTENT MAN'S PENIS
Chicago Bears'
running back Walter Payton (#34) takes advantage of the good blocking and
rambles 12 yards for a touchdown in the third quarter of the game with the
Oakland Raiders 11/7/76. Payton ran for 96 yards and scored three touchdowns for
the Bears. Raiders downed the Bears, 28-27.
