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LICENSING AGREEMENT: The Secret Society of the Rare Mongolian Goose-Footed Rabbit-Cow Fish Thing is in no way responsible for any injuries, medical bills, or other stuff. You, the victim, er, signer, do agree to be used as bait, er, to become a full-time member of our secret society. You do also agree to keep all of the minutes and stuff secret unless tortured in any way. Again, we do not hold responsibility for any injuries or stuff. By agreeing, you also agree to take up arms (i.e. broccoli, plunger) against the creature whenever necessary to protect your fellow members. We really hope you're not reading this. You will be issued at first to a small outpost near the creature's dwelling with the orders to run out, covered in steak sauce, yelling, "Dinner time, spot!" while we put a fan behind you, pointing towards the hungry creature's nose. DO YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS?
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