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| SITE NEWS PAGE 2 | |||||||||||
| FEBRUARY 28, 2004 | |||||||||||
| Ever have blueberry soda? I have. It's good, even though it doesn't taste like blueberries. I had some last night. Then I saw that I had Coke and had that afterwards. Coke is good. I like Coke. It's better than Pepsi. I used to live in Philadelphia, but then we moved. I have an invisible brother called Invisible Jay. He dies alot. Like, one time, I was going somewhere and he climbed on to the roof of the car and fell off. Then he tried to climb through the window and my friends started pounding on his fingers. Then he got run over by a truck. Then he came back to life. Once, my cool friend Katie married him. Then they got a divorce the next day. It was weird. Some kid keeps calling me a Jew. I like to eat food. Do you like to eat food? I do. Food is good. Food is better than Pepsi, like Coke. I like Coke. It's better than Pepsi. Pepsi's a stupid name, like Clavorack. It doesn't make sense and is just trying to copy another, better company. I woke up this morning. I ate breakfast, too. I don't like search engines. The world only needs one. They're stupid and pointless. What could be more time wasting and useless than multiple search engines? I have a cat. I like to call this one girl Fred and another one Bob. I have a refridgerator. I have a freezer, too. I have a basement. I have food in my house. I have a computer. I have a website. I have alot of time on my hands, apparently... | |||||||||||
| APRIL 1, 2004 | |||||||||||
| Well, here we go... It turns out that Yahoo doesn't approve of my links to Outwar, my AYB page (copywritten material), and Rathergood agrees that my link to the notorious Spong Monkey's "Moon Song" is a violation of new, strict rules just recently added to their site. Google, of course, has alerted these sites' administrators to my violation and has removed my site from their directory. Yahoo emailed me and told me that if I didn't remove these pages/links, my website would be shut down due to "alleged unlawful acts" that "violate the set standards of Yahoo! and Rathergood to a mild degree". I, of course, did not take down my pages and links due to the fact that I believe that all information on the internet should be free and anyone who becomes part of this establishment is allowing anybody to access information they might need from their compter. Therefore, I announce that this site is officially dead and closed. And, with all of that said, I also announce that today is April Fool's Day and you should disregard every word of this article (except for the part about it being April Fool's Day and disregarding every word... oh, and this part.) HA! (And that, too...) | |||||||||||
| APRIL 21, 2004 | |||||||||||
| The following was censored except a few choice words: -------------------the-------------------and----in--------------------fries---------------------------BOOM!!!!11!11!11oneoneoneseven-----------------------------------------------five--------------toast--------------------mayo. | |||||||||||
| SEPTEMBER 21, 2005 | |||||||||||
| With a working knowledge of basic HTML (and an online guide for the rest of teh stuffs) I'm still using pagebuilder?! I haven't updated in a year and 5 months exactly >.> What drew me back here?! The three "L's": LOVE. PASSION. KINDLING. That was rather dull. JUNE 30, 2006: Rather than make a new page for site news (I'm lazy), I'm just using this box >.> New National News Stories! READ THEM OR PREPARE TO... ehhhhh, I just don't have the "despot" in me right now... August 16, 2006: Meh, still too lazy. But CHECK OUT THE UCDSCDRFA ON NATIONSTATES.NET! The link can be found on the homepage. It's the "War on International Military Power" one. Yes. |
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