top ten...

...reasons why not to eat lunch food

1 ~ It's been in there for like, forever.

2 ~ If it says "fresh fruit" that means it's not fresh.

3 ~ The meat is springy. And bouncy. Eeew!

4 ~ The veggies look like they've been in a compost heap.

5 ~ The bread buns glow in the dark. 

6 ~ You can get a better deal at the McDonald's dollar menus.

7 ~ The tuna has bits of dolphin in it.

8 ~ It's been in there for like, forever. (This needs to be repeated for effect)

9 ~ The lunch ladies wear hair nets, but no gloves@

10 ~ It's lunch food. 'nuff said.