top ten...

...ways to use the cafeteria onion rings

1 ~ Two words: Hoop earrings

2 ~ Weapons. Y'know, like boomerangs. Ever watch Xena: Warrior Princess?

3 ~ Coasters. They're sturdy enough, and they don't leave water circles on your coffee table!

4 ~ Replacement pieces for 'fun' children games, like horseshoe throwing.

5 ~ Shower curtain rings. Stronger and tougher than metal!

6 ~ Hangers. Loop stuff through them. They'll hold.

7 ~ Hip glasses. Connect them with a French fry.

8 ~ Stylish bracelets. Oh yeah.

9 ~ Cut it in half, it's a protractor!

10 ~ You could eat 'em, you know. Nah, never mind.