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1) Beau believes he is:
a) a very sophicated and social person
b) a suicidal manic
c) a boring and pathetic person
d) a fun filled person with too much time on his hands
2) Beau believes this test:
a) makes him look very obsessed about himself
b) makes him look too smart and intelligent for his own good
c) shows he has no life but making you look stupid which doesn't work
d) shows that there's a lot to learn about him
3) Why did Beaumake another test about himself:
a) he had extra time in seminar
b) the demand for another test
c) he's actually wondering the same thing
d) "why do i care?"
4) What did Beau purchase recently that was rather expensive:
a) Dreamcast
b) Playstation
c) Nintendo 64
d) Playstation 2
5) How does Beau stand living the way he does:
a) living a soap opera (making everthing very dramtic)
b) he can barely stand it himself
c) believes he is someone else
d) All of these Above
6) How desparate is Beau:
a) he's desparate but is too lazy to do anything
b) bribes his friends just to keep them
c) sells drugs to his friends to keep them
d) B and C
7) What does Beau do for a living:
a) works at Walmart
b) works at Kmart
c) works at Felpausch
d) works on pimping
8) What has Beau lost over the past 5 years:
a) his mind
b) his drugs
c) his pimping skills
d) his crazy leg's skills
9) Why do so many question involve drugs:
a) Beau's accused of having drugs (jokingly)
b) Beau likes drugs
c) Beau hates drugs
d) Beau makes drugs
10) What kind of questions are these:
a) extremely messed up questions
b) totally bogus questions
c) the wacky world in Beau's mind
d) the crazy world of that one guy's mind
11) What language does Beau minor in:
a) English
b) Spanish
c) German
d) Ebonics
12) How was Beau's childhood:
a) forever scarred because of his brothers
b) horrible... just horrible
c) exciting and fun filled
d) the right answer
13) What is Beau proud of:
a) nothing
b) his grades
c) his athletics
d) B and C
14) What's Beau's secret to staying thin:
a) sitting around being lazy
b) Olympic training
c) his altered genetic structure
d) surgery
15) What's Beau's biggest achievement:
a)making people obsessed about him
b) making people obsessed about his tests
c) being single all his life
d) HAHAHA... that's a good one
16) How many girls have taken Beau's previous test:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) no girl is that stupid to take this test
17) How many girls took the test but didn't complete it:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) like I said before... NO ONE DID
18) How many times did it take Beau to pass his driver's ed test:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) he is too stupid to complete it and has failed 10 times already
19) How many people wanted Beau to create an ebonics test:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) No One
20) How many people didn't want Beau to make an ebonics test:
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) STOP ASKING THESE NUMBER QUESTIONS!!! I DON'T KNOW OR CARE!!!
21) What is the most useless subject they teach in school (in Beau's opinion):
a) english
b) french
c) history
d) nothing, but they should teach ebonics
22) What subject this year does Beau dislike the most (because of the teacher):
a) english
b) french
c) history
d) NONE! He's such a loving guy
23) How does Beau act when he's in a good mood:
a) pushes people around in good fun
b) he is very talktive and says very strange and unusual things
c) stands motionless and just says "yeah"
d) Beau's always in a good mood, so how could I tell if he was in a bad mood?
24) How does Beau act when he's in a bad mood:
a) he barely talks and stands and you know he's saying "Why Me?" in his mind
b) really hides it well and he always seems to be having a good time
c) loses all of his smarts (if any)
d) Beau's always in a bad mood, so how could I know?
EXTRA CREDIT (IF YOU ANSWER THEM YOU GET POINTS, SO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY)
1) Have you taken my previous test:
a) yes I have taken both
b) yes I took one of them
c) no I haven't taken another Beau test
d) No but I'll lie and say I have
2) What would be Beau's caricature:
a) his ears
b) his nose
c) his zits
d) other (if so, what?)
3) How pathetic is Beau:
rate 1-10 (1 not very pathetic -- 10 very pathetic)
4) How bad is this test:
rate 1-10 (1 not very bad -- 10 very bad)
5) Why is Beau scarred for life:
a) his pathetic social life
b) his job
c) his gaming life
d) What!? Beau's not scarred for life!!!