star of stage and screen!!!!!!!

thats right. everyones seen me on telly!!! just take this por ejamplo:

Rubbish piles up in streets as Edinburgh bin workers go on strike over pay – Channel 4 News (22/08/22)

channel 4, baby!!!!!!! now im not a bin worker or a channel 4 news reporter but im RIGHT THERE!!!!! ill help you find me:

wot a charming bloke sitting right there being broadcast to the nation! if you want to cast me in your programmes and films youve got to act fast cos my high profile role here means ive been in constant demand!