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A Story About Sea Cucumbers

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	One day, there was a cucumber! It was all alone in the produce section of quality markets, when a ignorant boy named tom came by and said "I hate cucumbers, so i'll buy a lemon!" Then Bob the mighty (trumpet blast) came by and said "I shall buy a nutritious cucumber!" Suddenly, tom wanted a cucumber, so he shoved down an old lady an when bob went to help her, tom stole his cucumber and ran!(evil music) when he got to his house he pulled out the cucmuber and said "I shall eat you, my pretty! and the little lemon too!" And then bob suddenly burst through the door and yelled "HALT! I shall save you good cucumber!" and bob dived at tom, but not quick enough to stop tom from using the ray of stupidity which temporarily caused bob to be as stupid as tom himself! :-( but bob crashed into tom and tom flung the cucumber out the window. The cucumber ran away (this is pretend you know) and after traveling for days he say a place where there was a bluish fluid in which there were dead carcases of fallen fish strewn about. There was a strange man with a goldish ora about him. The cucumber walked up and said " what is this blue fluid?" and suddenly the ora disappeared and he said "its the sea, moron!" and the cucumber in a flash of rage instantly bit off his head! Then he jumped into the sea and as he was sinking suddenly BANG! BAM! FLAMOSSIL(flammosil?) SWISH! FWABANG AND KAPOW! He turned into a sea cucumber! And that boys and girls, is the story of sea cucumbers, and goes to show that even villanous scum like tom can change the world for good.

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