Starocean: The OTHER Adventures (Fun City Scams, Pt. 4)
Written by: Rena
* Comedy relief only *
Claude: *leaving with Evening Dress* "Actually, I should have taken the sword..."
Little Boy: "Eww! Mommy, that man has a dress!"
Mother: "Honey, don't stare."
Little Boy: "Mommy, that man is carrying a barrel."
Ashton: "I'm so happy! Oh Claude. What did you wi... Oh. Um... Lovely dress you have there."
Claude: *frowns* "I hate Fun City. It's so... not Fun City... e. I was almost eaten by the cannibal at the COOKING Master place, lost all my money in 10 minutes for an evening dress, sold it at the Fanzine's place, and got my evening dress back. Oh yeah, and the fortune teller was the cannibal cooking master guy... You understand, right?"
Ashton: "I'm so sorry that you're not having fun..."
Claude: "Thanks, Ashton."
Ashton: "Not you. My barrel."
Claude: "Grr..."
Rena: "Hi Claude!"
Claude: "Oh, hi Rena!"
Rena: "Claude, I'm going to compete in the COOKING Master. Would you like to join me?"
Claude: "But, isn't the guy a cannibal? I tried to enter there and he almost ATE me!"
Rena: "Don't be silly Claude. Come on, it'll be fun!"
Claude: "Oh, okay." *a heart emotion pops over his head*
* At the COOKING Master... again *
Claude: "Go Rena!!!"
Cooking Master Guy's Other Evil Twin But No One Knows It: "Begin!"
Rena: "Yay! Orange Au Gratun! Banana Crepes! Apple Cider! Need more Sweet Fruit!"
Cooking Master Guy's Other Evil Twin But No One Knows It: "Okay! Time to taste test..."
Claude: *using his Head Splitter attack* "Rena! Watch out! He's gonna eat you!"
Cooking Master Guy's Other Evil Twin But No One Knows It: "Attacking me?!" *pulls out his AK-47 super-deluxe, heat-resistant, stainless steel, washable, easy to handle, very accurate gun* "How about a taste of this? Get it? A taste of this? MWA HA HA HA!!!"
Rena: *in her Japanese voice* "Tractor Beam!"
Cooking Master Guy's Other Evil Twin But No One Knows It: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm the Cooking Master Guy's evil twin! You dare defy me?!"
Claude: "Wow? You had twins? Congratulations."
Cooking Master Guy's Evil Twin: "I'm not pregnant you fool! I am a twin of the other cooking master guy!!!"
Rena: "So there's ANOTHER cooking master guy? So really you're triplets."
Cooking Master Guy's Evil Twin: "GAAAAAAAAAH!!! No! You're both so DENSE!!! Now where did my AK-47 super-deluxe, heat-resistant, stainless steel, washable, easy to handle, very accurate gun go?" *looks around*
Claude: "Oh whoops. I customized that by accident. I made a dull sword. Um... Here you go."
Cooking Master Guy's Evil Twin: "Oh thanks. I mean! Time to battle!!!"
* Super-hard boss music comes up *
Claude: "That's somewhere around 80 points! Oh what's this? TWICE the skill points? Crawd has advanced forward!"
Rena: "I feel stronger! Oh, and Claude... Why did you say, 'Crawd'?"
Cooking Master Guy's Evil Twin: "NoOoOoO!"
Original Cooking Master Guy: "Hey! There's my twin!"
Cooking Master Guy's Evil Twin: "Oh hi. Wait, I'm suppose to be dying! I mean, ugh... brother what are you doing here. I'm dying. It's too late. Save yourself. My ship is sinking. I'm cutting the vegetables, burning the stew, rotting the fruit, spitting the seeds, um... You get my point right?" *drops dead*
Original Cooking Master Guy: "Nooooo! My brother! Oh well. He was evil. Anyways..."
Claude: "Aren't you the guy who tried to eat me?"
Original Cooking Master Guy: "No, actually. I have two siblings and we're all triplets..."
Rena: "I knew it!"
Original Cooking Master Guy: "They tied me up in a broom closet and wanted to take over Fun City, so sorry if your stay was horrible. Anyways! I must reward you for saving Fun City!"
* bing, "Evening Dress" aquired *
Claude: "..."
Rena: "Oh it's beautiful! What about Claude?"
* bing, "Sorcery Globe" aquired *
Claude: "Um... Thanks. Where did you get this?!"
Original Cooking Master Guy: "Why, K'Mart!"
Claude: "... Ooooookay. Let's get the group together and leave Rena. Thanks anyways!"
* So, the happy group left with a "Sorcery Globe", 2 "Pretty Evening Dresses", and a large barrel. They decided that they'd come back to Fun City another time... (not) *
The End of Fun City Scams... Coming up!: La La Lacour
