Starocean: The OTHER Adventures (Fun City Scams, Pt. 3)
Written by: Rena
* Comedy relief only *

Claude: "I'd like to register."

Registration Dude: "That'll be 1,000 FOL, sir. Please choose what type of battle and your ranking."

Claude: *looking at the form* "Hmm... I guess Duel, and I wonder what A Ranking means?" *checks the box that says "A Ranking"* "Okay, looks like I'm done!"

Ashton: "Oh, you're participating in the Battle Arena too Claude? What type and rank did you choose?"

Claude: "Huh? Oh, hey Ashton. I picked Duel, A Ranking. Whatever that is!" *laughs*

Ashton: "Well, good luck."

Claude: "What are you doing?"

Ashton: "Survival battle. Someone told me that if I beat it, I win a barrel."

Claude: "... Oh, uh... best of luck to you."

* Claude's first match *
Claude: "What's that? I've never seen that monster before."

Enemy 1: "You're a loser. LOSER!!! LOSER!!!" *attacks* "LOOOOOOOOOOSER!"

Claude: "AH! 2,000 HP taken off already? What level is that thing?!"

Enemy 1: "I'm higher leveled than you, buddy. You're level 65? Ha! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Claude: "Oh yeah? How's THIS?!" *uses Mirror Slice attack*

Enemy 1: "Owchy." *dies*

* Claude beats all the enemies and gets his prize *
Claude: "Yes! What did I win?"

Prize Girl: "Here you go, Mr. Kenni. It's a... Pretty evening dress."

* bing, Pretty Evening Dress aquired *
Claude: "... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Prize Girl: "Well, if you look at the colors, they really do bring out your eyes."

Claude: "You think so?"

* bing, Claude's secret talent "Sense of Design" opened up *
Claude: "I mean... I don't want this!!! Don't you have a sword, or anything more manly?"

Prize Girl: "Well, we do have Sally..."

Claude: "Uh... Sally?"

Prize Girl: "A woman who's really husky and grows facial hair on her upper lip on purpose using drugs."

Claude: "AHHHHH!!! Anything else?"

Prize Girl: "We have a sword, but sir..."

Claude: "I'll take the sword! Just take this back!"

Prize Girl: "Okay... Whatever you want sir."

* bing, Dull Sword aquired *
Claude: "... Maybe I should have taken the evening dress."

* to be continued in... Part 4 *

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