Starocean: The OTHER Adventures (Fun City Scams, Pt. 2)
Written by: Rena
* Comedy relief only *
Claude: "Well, what'd I win?"
Sportscaster Dude: "You won an evening dress! Congratulations!"
* Pretty Evening Dress obtained *
Claude: "NOOOOOO!!! I wasted 8000 FOL to win a dress! What's wrong with me?!"
* bing, Claude's secret talent "Sixth Sense" opened up *
Claude: "DOH!"
Dias: *comes in and sees Claude holding the evening dress* "Well, this explains a few things..."
Claude: "AH! Dias! I'm a loser! Help me!!!" *starts to crack* "Fun City isn't fun!!!"
Dias: *looking unamused* "Maybe you should just stick with shopping at the Fanzine place. It's quiet, and I'm sure you'll find something interesting... and you can sell that dress of yours."
Claude: *watery-eyed* "Thanks, Dias for your awesomely excellent advice. HUGS!"
Dias: "... Stay AWAY."
Claude: "Okay, bye!"
* At Fanzine place *
Claude: "Ooh! Starocean 1 fanzine! I'll buy this. Hey, a Starocean 2 fanzine! Gonna buy that. Hmm..."
Rena: "Claude, what are you doing here? That's an awfully big pile of fanzines you're carrying..."
Claude with 5 stories tall of fanzines: "I'm fine. Just shopping for fanzines. I know they're useless, but I'm gonna buy them!"
Rena: "Ooooookay... Well, later."
Claude paying for his 5 stories tall of fanzines: "See ya."
