Starocean: The OTHER Adventures (Fun City Scams, Pt. 1)
Written by: Rena
* Comedy relief only *

Claude: "Ah! Fun City, the city of fun! I think I'll look around..."

Cooking Master Guy: "Mmm! A disciple of mine!"

Disciple: "HE'S GONNA EAT ME!" *gets eaten*

Competitor: "Man, and I wanted to win."

Cooking Master Guy: "Mmm! Both smoothness and texture!"

Competitor: "Oh well." *gets eaten*

Cooking Master Guy: "Heh, heh. This COOKING MASTER is one of the greatest scams I've had in awhile... The BATTLE ARENA ain't too shabby either..."

Claude: *comes in* "Hey, I'd like to enter."

Cooking Master Guy: "Huh? Oh, I mean. *looking evil* Sure. Here's Iona the wandering whatever, and a guy named, Claude! The ingredient used in this cooking will be... FULL COURSE."

Claude: "Hey! Wait! I found out I don't have a 'Sense of Taste' talent! I'm gonna lose!"

Cooking Master Guy: "Begin!"

Claude: "No!!!! Smelly Rice Cakes! Bad Tasting Stew! Rotten Sashimi! Bitter Juice! Spicy Cake! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Darnit! Unidentified food! How can someone make unidentified food!?! I just don't understand!!!"


* bing, Claude's secret talent, "Sense of Taste" opened up *
Claude: "GRRRRRRR!!!"

Cooking Master Guy: "Times up. Mmm! A disciple of mine!"

Iona: "HuH?! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..." *gets eaten*

Claude: "What? You EAT people? EWWWW!"

Celine: "Lunar Light! LUNAR LIGHT! Southern Cross! SOUTHERN CROSS!!! MWA HA! Your dual shock/analog PlayStation controller sHaKy yet?! Am I annoying yet?!!"

Cooking Master Guy: "*beep* those spells are annoying! Hey! Why the *beep* are there beeps when I talk?! That *beep* censorship!!!"

Ashton: "Think that's annoying? SWORD DANCE!!! SWORD DANCE!!!"

Cooking Master Guy: "*beep* I'm dying. Ack."

Ashton: "My, my! That was an oopsie!"

Claude: "Thanks for helping me you two. I was almost eaten by him."

Celine: "No problem, darlings. No I must go off and style myself. Ta, ta!"

Ashton: "..."

Claude: "Ashton?"

Ashton: "BARREL! COLORFUL BARREL! BARREL!!!"

Claude: "Uh... I think I'll go and bet on the bunny racing. Um... see ya."

Ashton: "BARREL! COLORFUL BARREL! BARREL!!! BARREL!!! BARRELS ARE FUN!!!"


* Claude goes to bet in Bunny Races *
Man In Bunny Suit: "Buy tickets! Buy tickets! How many tickets? How many tickets?"

Claude: "I'll buy 8 tickets."

Man In Bunny Suit: "Enjoy! Enjoy! Enjoy!"


* 10 minutes later *
Claude: "Why am I not WINNING?! GRR!"

Sportscaster Dude: "Well, shall we take a look at those bunnies?"

Claude: "Sure."

Sportscaster Dude: "This bunny is sad, this bunny is slow, this bunny is unpredictable, and this bunny is special."

Claude: "Gee, that helps. I bet 4 - 3. This is my last ticket..."


* Bunnies start racing... *
Sportscaster Dude: "And it's 4 - 3! What a race!!!"

Claude: "I got a WINNER!!! What'd I win?!"


* to be continued in... Part 2 *
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