SO2: Fantastic Fanfiction
EPISODE 14: The Chicken Skin Rush:
Next, on Fantastic Fiction:
Dias strips chicken down to their SKIN and bones....
DIAS: CHICKEN SKIN!!!! Get your JUICY, HOT BREADED CHICKEN SKIN!!!!
COSTOMER: Chicken skin? I think I'll have some....
DIAS: 200 FOL....
The deal is made.
DIAS: Wow, costomers already. NEXT!!!!
On the next: FANTASTIC FICTION
CHAPTER 1:
Claude, Rena, and Dias are eating at a restaurant in Hilton....
CLAUDE: What do you want to order, Rena?
RENA: I don't know, how about you?
CLAUDE: I'm not sure? How about you, Dias?
DIAS: I'm in the mood for chicken.
RENA: Mmmm, chicken. Haven't has that in a while. Yeah, I'll have some of
that, too.
CLAUDE: Hmmm, maybe with a side order of stake....
RENA: (calling out) Waitor!
WAITOR: What can I do for you?
RENA: We would like a chicken dinner, with a side serving of beef.
WAITOR: Anything else?
RENA: Just some water, maybe.
WAITOR: No, problem, I'll be back in five minutes.
The waitor leaves the area.
CLAUDE: Rena, If I remembered right, isn't Bowman and Nineh's anniversary
coming up soon?
RENA: Yea, it's in two days. I'm not sure if he remembered, though.
CLAUDE: You know, that stinks.
RENA: You mean when people forget about their anniversaries?
CLAUDE: Yea. In fact, I wonder just how people could forget so easily.
RENA: I know...
DIAS: Hey, don't forget, we have no idea whether Bowman forgot his
anniversary, so don't jump to conclusions.
RENA: Oh, yeah, you're right....
The waitor returns.
WAITOR: Here's your food. Enjoy!
The waitor places the food on the table, then leaves.
CLAUDE: Mmmm, this is good chicken!
RENA: That side order of steak wasn't such a bad idea!
DIAS: Speaking of ideas....
....
RENA: Yes, Dias?
DIAS: Well, I was thinking... I really like the skin of this chicken.
RENA: Yeah?....
DIAS: Wouldn't it be good if they just sold the skin?
CLAUDE: Well, I haven't seen anyone sell just the skin....
DIAS: You know, that's just what I'm going to do...
RENA: You mean your own skin business!?
DIAS: Yeah, it should be a relatively profitable activity....
CLAUDE: ....
CHAPTER 2:
Later, in a nearby jewelry shop....
BOWMAN: So, Nineh, what would you like for our anniversary?....
NINEH: Maybe that necklace over there...
BOWMAN: I think it will look good on you....
NINEH: Thank you, how lovely....
BOWMAN: I still have to buy it.
Bowman approaches the clerk.
BOWMAN: Hey, how much for that necklace over there?
CLERK: Oh, you mean the Premium Sapphire Necklace?
BOWMAN: (with confidence) That's right.
CLERK: That will be... 5,000 FOL.
BOWMAN: 5,000 FOL!!!!???? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT MUCH!!!!
CLERK: Sorry, mister....
Bowman approaches Nineh.
NINEH: Too expensive?....
BOWMAN: Don't worry, I'll find a way to get the bracelet....
NINEH: Really, don't worry about it, dear.
BOWMAN: I'll find a way. (yelling, to the entire store) I'LL FIND A WAY!!!!
CHAPTER 3:
Dias is in the middle of the port, trying to set up a "chicken skin" stand....
DIAS: Aaah, this IS going to be BIG....
After fumbling with the wood to get it to hold up his stand, Dias is finally
ready to serve some chicken skin....
DIAS: CHICKEN SKIN!!!! Get your JUICY, HOT BREADED CHICKEN SKIN!!!!
COSTOMER: Chicken skin? I think I'll have some....
DIAS: 200 FOL....
The deal is made.
DIAS: Wow, costomers already. NEXT!!!!
MOTHER: I'll have some chicken skin, please. The large pack....
DIAS: OK, that's... 500 FOL....
CHILD: Yeah! Chicken skin! WOO - HOO!!!!
DIAS: Good day....
....
DIAS: COME BUY CHICKEN SKIN AT FLAC'S CHICKEN SKIN CENTER!!!!
CHAPTER 4:
Bowman is desperate for some extra FOL....
BOWMAN: Nineh, would you stay here?
NINEH: Sure, why?
BOWMAN: I just have to go... to the... uh... restrooms, yeah....
NINEH: OK, I guess....
Bowman hastly leaves Nineh....
BOWMAN: OK, OK, I have to find SOME way to earn some FOL....
....
BOWMAN: What could I do?....
Bowman then comes across a strange man making bets with someone. He looks on.
????: If you wander around this port in your underwear, I'll give you 5,000
FOL!!!!
MAN: No way! Hmph!!!!
????: IT'S YOUR LOSS!!!!
....
BOWMAN: Hmmm....
CHAPTER 5:
DIAS: OK, another satisfied costomer! Enjoy eating your skin!....
WOMANL Oh, boy!....
DIAS: (to himself) Hmmm, that didn't sound right....
Claude and Rena approach the stand.
DIAS: Hello, Claude. Rena. I knew you would approach me eventually.
CLAUDE: Dias, you ACTUALLY set up your own stand in the middle of town!?
DIAS: ... Right where everyone could notice!....
FAT MAN: Some chicken skin, please? (burp) Five large packs!....
DIAS: OK, THAT'S 2,500 FOL!
RENA: So, does this... "skin" ... actually taste good?
DIAS: Why don't you try it for yourself?
CLAUDE: That's a good idea...
DIAS: 200 FOL!
CLAUDE: What?
DIAS: Oh, I have to charge everybody. It wouldn't be fair to the rest of the
crowd....
CLAUDE: Fine....
Claude exchanges 200 FOL for a normal sized tub of chicken skin.
CLAUDE: ... MMMMMMMM!!!! This IS good!!
DIAS: See? Even when it's covered with a pinch of barbecue sauce!
RENA: ....
CLAUDE: Oops, sorry Rena. I spent all of my money....
RENA: ... I have no more money on me, eithor....
DIAS: Sorry....
RENA: ....
CHAPTER 6:
BOWMAN: Hah, HAH!!!! I KNEW I would be able to get my money....
....
BOWMAN: Now, to get that bracelet....
....
Bowman smells a very tantalizing small....
BOWMAN: What? That smell? Ohhh, it's sooo gooooood....
....
Bowman follows his nose to Dias's chicken skin stand....
DIAS: OK, another fine costomer served. NEXT!!!!
BOWMAN: Dias?
DIAS: Yep, Flac's Chicken Skin Center! I thought of this while eating chicken!
BOWMAN: What do you know....
DIAS: SO, what will it be?
BOWMAN: Ohhh... I CAN'T RESIST!!!! TEN LARGE CHICKEN SKIN PACKS!!!!
DIAS: That's... 5,000 FOL....
BOWMAN: I'll take it, I'LL TAKE IT!!!!
Dias and Bowman make the trade....
BOWMAN: Hahahaha....
Bowman walks off - screen with his new prizes....
CHAPTER 7:
NINEH: Bowman? What is this? Where did you get this from?
BOWMAN: Oh, this chicken skin? Flac's Chicken Skin Center, of course....
NINEH: Dias sells chicken skin!? And, you had money!?
....
BOWMAN: ... (suddenly kneals and pleades at Nineh's feet) OH, PLEASE FORGIVE
ME!!!! I JUST HAD TO TRY OUT THIS CHICKEN SKIN! I HAD EARNED ENOUGH MONEY IN
A BET, BUT THE SMELL OF THIS SKIN GOT TO ME!!!! I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!! I
COULDN'T RESIST!!!!
NINEH: Chicken SKIN?
BOWMAN: (calming down, then standing suddenly) Wanna try some?....
NINEH: ....
CHAPTER 8:
Later, after the Flac Chicken Skin Center closed for the night....
LEON: Hmmm, what's this?....
....
LEON: Flac's Chicken Skin Center?... owned by... DIAS FLAC!?
....
LEON: Dias sells chicken skin?
....
After looking around, Leon sees that the serving knives and forks are greasy.
LEON: Yuck! Look at this! It's sickness waiting to happen....
Leon takes out some of his Gline, and applies it to all of the utensils....
LEON: There! Much better!
CHAPTER 9:
The next day, Dias is sitting at his stand, awaiting a sunrise opening time.
DIAS: Uh, oh... the crowd is getting large... I'd better open my stand....
....
DIAS: Flac's Chicken Skin Center is now open!
The crowd swarms around Dias's stand....
DIAS: OK, some chicken skin for you... and for you....
Dias makes the necessary trades of FOL while doing this....
DIAS: Yes, this IS great...
COSTOMER: Yuck!
MOTHER: What's this?
COSTOMER: This chicken skin tastes HORRIBLE!!!!....
DIAS: What? No! NOOOO!!!!
....
COSTOMER: Come on, everyone! JOIN ME!!!! DOWN WITH THE SKIN!!!! DOWN WITH THE
SKIN!!!!
DIAS: NOOOO!!!!
CROWD: DOWN WITH THE SKIN!!!! DOWN WITH THE SKIN!!!! DOWN WITH FLAC'S CHICKEN
SKIN CENTER!!!! ... DOWN WITH THE SKIN!!!!....
DIAS: NOOOO!!!! I don't understand! ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
END
Later....
RENA: Gotta get some chicken skin....
....
RENA: OK, here's where the stand....
....
RENA: ... WAS!!??
Flac's Chicken Skin Center is no more....
RENA: What!? NOOOO!!!!
....
RENA: I never got to experience that one - of - a - kind taste!....
....
RENA: No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Scene fades with Rena centered, kneeling on the ground scremaing. End.