Scarecrow's unveiling

 

It was a nightmare. A waking nightmare in the daytime for the owner of 

the house at 4247 Maplewood drive. What started out as a morning of 

sexual horseplay with her husband of 4 months for the woman who owned the 

house went from an innocent bit of teasing to the hellish situation of 

being caught by her two teenage sons in nothing but a very short 

babydoll nightgown.

 

"No, This isn't happening", moaned Amanda king Stetson as she sat on 

the foot of her bed face in her hands, shaking her head from side to 

side while rocking back and forth.

 

Hearing the distraught tone of his wife's voice and seeing the 

dejected posture of her body, her tall handsome husband finished tucking his T 

shirt into his jeans, buttoned then zipped them up before walking over 

to where his wife sat on the bed and putting his arms around his wife.

 

Next he leaned over just enough to place a kiss on her forehead before 

saying, "it's alright honey, we'll get through this together, 

somehow".

 

"How can you say it going to be alright" yelled his brunette wife as 

she surged up off the bed so quickly and with so much force that it 

caught him off guard causeing him to stumble back a few steps. "I have to 

go downstairs and explain to my 12 and 14 year old sons why their mother 

was running around the house half naked with a man they barely know".

 

"Amanda" sighed her spouse as he followed the progress of his agitated 

lover who had now begun to indulge in what she referred to as "the bad 

habit of pacing" that she'd recently picked up from him.

 

"You don't have to do this alone. I'm going to be right by your side 

the whole time. As to what you were doing, Jaime may or may not have put 

all of the pieces of the puzzle together to come up with the whole 

picture but at 14, I'm pretty sure Phillip knows the score".

 

"Lee Stetson, you take that back. My babies are to young to know about 

sex" his wife fumed as she stopped mid pace, drew her self up to her 

full 5'7" height and glared at him.

 

"Come on Amanda", laughed Lee. "You can't seriously think the boys 

have absolutely no ideal what goes on between a man and a woman when they 

make love. I mean in this day and age it's all around them. You can't 

really believe they have not picked up some idea of the concept, even if 

they don't fully understand the intricate details".

 

Turning away from him, she walked over to her closet and took out a 

pair of Black linen slacks and a black uva t shirt and started to undress 

before she whispered "I don't want to talk about this now Lee. We have 

to concentrate on what we are going to say to the boys when we face 

them not to mention my mother".

 

This time it was Lee's turn to groan as he thought about the 

accidental view his mother-in -law had gotten before he hastily retreated 

upstairs to the safe haven of his wife's bedroom.

 

Amanda couldn't help but laugh at the expression on the love of her 

life's face. It mirrored the one he wore when she first came upstairs 

behind him almost 10 min ago, only this time his face hadn't quite reached 

the same deep shade of red as earlier when she handed him the towel he 

had abandoned on the staircase.

 

Having finished dressing Amanda reached out and took Lee's stronger, 

larger, lightly calloused hand in hers.

 

"Come on Lee, the longer we stay up here the worse it's going to be. 

Besides I know my mother's patience and we only have about two more 

minutes before she'll be up here knocking on the door demanding an 

explanation. You really don't want that now do you" she said pointedly looking 

at the still unmade bed. Lee followed her gaze and was quick to respond "a no, un un, no way".

 

"That's what I thought" replied Amanda giving his hand a firm but 

gentle tug as she slowly led him out the door of their bedroom down the 

staircase and into to the living room to face the inquisition from her 

loved ones that she knew awaited Lee and her.

 

As he descended the top step behind his wife Lee Stetson, know as the 

great intelligence operative "Scarecrow" to the people involved in the 

world of espionage and counter espionage both on a national and 

international level, couldn't believe that neither he nor his wife and fellow 

agent partner Amanda had been able to come up with a working plan of 

just what they were going to say to her family, before they left the 

bedroom.

 

Stepping on the third step from the top Lee's mind drifted back to the 

events of earlier that morning.

 

The alarm had awoken him at 6:00 that morning. He was reluctant to 

crawl out of bed that early on Saturday morning but knew if he didn't they 

wouldn't make it to the task force meeting Dr. Smyth had called for 

8:00 am sharp this morning.

 

He had complained about the earliness of the hour the night before 

telling her they could sleep in until 7:00 and still make it to the office 

by 8:00 with the drive only taking a half an hour at that time on a 

Saturday morning.

 

Amanda being her ever efficient self had started rattling off her 

preplanned schedule informing him that she had allotted twenty minutes a 

piece for them both to shower and get ready, fifteen minutes to make 

coffee and breakfast, which she reminded him she ate even if he didn't, a 

half an hour for the drive, ten minutes to park walk into the agency, 

get their badges and walk up to the Q Bureau, another fifteen minutes to 

sign off on the finished reports, their expense accounts and gather the 

files they need to bring to the meeting, which would give them ten 

minutes to walk down the stairs from the Q Bureau to the elevator down to 

the ground floor, walk across the Bullpen and take a seat in the 

conference room before the meeting started.

 

Shaking his head in amusement as he remember the conversation, Lee 

rolled over on his side and kissed his wife swiftly on the lips. When the 

only response he recieved from his wife was a sweet smile, he leaned 

back down and gave her a firmer, longer smooch. His second kiss evolked a 

soft moan from his still slumbering wife. She must be really tired if 

that didn't wake her up thought Lee.

 

Placing the lightest of kisses on both eyelids, Lee advanced his 

mission by moving back to Amanda's lips. As he brushed his luscious lips 

accross hers, his wife began her ascension back to the land of 

consciousness. Seeing that she was finally waking up, Lee dove in for a kiss.

 

As Amanda Stetson opened her brown eyes to gaze upon the face of her 

beloved husband, he intensified the kiss and drank from the well of his 

wife's lips as if they were precious drops of water and he hadn't had a 

drink in three days.

 

When she was able to form coherent speech again, Amanda glanced up 

into her husband's hazel eyes and said, "You sure know how to wake a gal 

up in the morning".

 

"All a part of the Stetson bedside service, my love. One of the many 

perks of having me for a husband" he told her flashing one of his most 

endearing smiles.

 

"Well big fella, Why don't you fill me in on some of the other 

benefits", said Amanda.

 

"I'd love to Mrs. Stetson and believe you me I plan to fill you.....in 

too your heart's delight when we get back home this afternoon, but if 

we don't get up and get a move on we're going to be late to the task 

force meeting. Now I personally don't mind but I seemed to recall when we 

were late for the last one, you blamed me for distracting you and were 

mad at me for most of the day".

 

"Oh my gosh. I completely forgot about the meeting", schreeched Amanda 

as she gently pushed her husband away and bounded out of bed.

 

Throwing the covers off and sliding his long, hard muscular body off 

the bed, Lee stood up and watched his wife in motion for a few minutes 

before telling her to slow down, they had plenty of time.

 

"Hey do you mind if I shower first" said Lee as he laid a fresh pair 

of boxers out on the bed for after his shower. "That way I can be making 

breakfast while you finish dressing and putting on your makeup".

 

"No go ahead" replied Amanda as she finished gathering her clothes and 

toiletry items.

 

Having finished his shower and shave, Lee emerged from the bathroom 

with a large white bath towel wrapped around his waist. "All yours" he 

told his wife.

 

"Thank you sweetheart", replied Amanda as she looked her husbands 

beautiful body up and down.

 

Seeing his wife lick her lips when she had finished her slow perusal 

of his semi naked body, Scarecrow leered at her and decided to tease her 

a little.

 

"Do you like what you see Mrs. Stetson" he asked he giving her a 

wicked grin.

 

"Oh yeah big fella. I'd like to see even more of it too", she 

replied.

 

"I guess I'm just going to have to give you a little show then" Lee 

said. He began to undulate around the room, lifting the corner of the 

towel and showing Amanda a little more leg as he came near her. As she 

would reach out toward th towel, he'd move back just ot of her grasp.

 

"Come on sexy daddy take it all off" cheered Amanda after Lee pull the 

towel almost all the way up on the right side, revealing everything but 

the "main attraction".

 

Strutting his stuff to the other side of the room, he continued to 

tease and titilate his wife with his sexy gyrations. As Lee reached for 

the knot on the bath towel, Amanda let out a low whistle.

 

Lee's eyes fell on the alarm clock that now showed the time to be 6:50 

a.m.

 

Sweetheart I'm afraid the show's over, sighed Lee as he reached over 

to grab his boxers and get dressed.

 

Amanda being closer to where the blue undergarments were laying 

managed to snatch them up a fraction of a second before Lee had them in his 

grasp.

 

Oh no Scarecrow, she said shaking her head, you're not going to get 

these, she held the boxers up infront of her and jiggled them for effect, 

until you finish what you started.

 

Amanda, it's ten miniutes to seven and you haven't even had your 

shower. We're running way behind your, and here he stressed the word your 

schedule.

 

Schedule, scmedule, you're not getting anywhere near these boxers, 

buster,  until  I get my gander at the goods, Amanda informed him, as she 

crossed her arms and gave him a defiant look.

 

Come on Amanda be serious would you.

You know how you hate being Late. It always causes trouble when we are. 

First you forget something because you are in a rush and then you 

always say it's my fault you forgot it. Once we get on the road you tell me 

to drive faster one minute and in the next breath you tell me to slow 

down before we get killed. When I  remind you of the fact that you told 

me to drive faster, you get mad and tell me to just be quiet and drive. 

I ask you what's wrong with you and you say nothing. It's easy to see 

that isn't true from the way you roll your eyes, place your hand under 

your chin and turn your back to me. When I reach out touch your hand and 

try to apologise, you pull away, edge even closer to the passenger door 

and angrily tell me to leave you alone, you don't want to talk to me 

"right now". Taking the hint, I keep to quiet the rest of the drive, 

trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong, which for some 

inexpliciable reason only seems to make you even madder. As he finishes the 

sentence, Lee throws his hands up in the air, in flustration.

 

Seeing he has unintentionally hurt his wife's feeling's by the 

moisture forming in the corner of her brown eyes, the rapid blnking and soft 

sniffling as she fights hard not to let the teardrops fall and the 

tell-tale quiver of her bottom lip, Lee walks over to her and begins to 

apologise.

 

"Sweetheart don't cry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I'm sorry, says Lee 

softly as he tenderly reaches up and wipes a tear away with his index 

finger.

 

Taking a step back Amanda utters in a hurt tone, "I'm sorry to be such 

an imposition to you, Lee".

 

"Woah, wait a minute, where in the world did that come from. You are 

not an imposition to me Amanda Stetson. You are my wife, my love, my 

reason for living. Before I allowed my self to except your love, I never 

knew what happiness was. Sure I had fun. I did thing, went places that 

most people only dream about.  But it was all an illusion. I wasn't 

living, I was just existing. The pleasure I recieved from my adventures was 

short lived and it seemed that I had to do more outrageous things, take 

greater risks everyday to sustain that illusion".

 

"Life was a game to me, I played it hard and fast. Nobody gave a damn 

about me and I didn't give a damn about any body. But that all change 

one day when I looked ito you beautiful eyes and realized that you loved 

and cared about me unconditionally, not because I was some super agent, 

not because I was invited to all the right parties, not because some 

magazine named me the most elgible batchelor, not because you could brag 

to your friends that you had slept the famous Scarecrow, but because 

you were able to look beyond the facade of fool's gold I showed to the 

outside world and see into my soul".

 

"You saw the real me, you saw how battered and bruised my heart was 

and set out to mend it. It wasn't easy, I know. I was determined to cling 

to all my hurts as a reminder to not let anyone get close enough to 

hurt me again, but I never stood a chance.  Your ability to love, 

understand and forgive was to great an obstacle to overcome. One day I 

realized, I no longer wanted to overcome it. Then I had another revalation, 

when we were finally both able to vocalize our love for each other. You 

had shown me for years,  through you actions how much I ment to you, but 

the day you told me you loved me for the first time, I realized you had 

given me the gift of your heart".

 

Lee reached down and took both of her hands in his. He brought first 

the right one and then the left one reverently to his lips and kissed 

the back of it. Still not releasing her hands as he gazed into her eyes 

with such an intensity, that if she had been a piece of paper she would 

have spontaneously combusted, Lee who by this time was becoming choked 

up by the emotional flood gate that had open could only whisper his 

next words, "You, my Amanda, are a blessing from God and I will cherish 

and honor you with my

dying breath".

 

Releasing her hands before enveloping her in an almost desperate 

embrace, he said, "I love you with all my heart, Amanda Stetson".

 

Seconds ticked by and turned into minutes as they stood there clinging 

to the lifeline of each others love. As they held each other, the tears 

flowed freely from their eyes, washing away all the hurt as their love, 

their hearts, their souls experienced a spiritual rebirth.

 

Amanda was the first to pull back but she didn't leave his strong 

embrace. She reached up and wiped the tears from his eyes with the pads of 

her thumbs.  Next she placed a soft kiss on his lips.

 

Shh, she said. Don't cry Lee, I know how much you love me. I love you 

just with ever molecule of my body. You don't have to worry about 

losing my love. It belongs to you and only you beyond the end of time. As 

much as you say I've given you, You've given me that much and a thousand 

times more.

 

Lee opened his mouth to interrupt but Amanda silenced him with a 

finger to his lips.

 

"Lee", she said, "Don't you realize what a profound impact you have 

had on not just my life but the life of my whole family. You are always 

telling me how stong a woman I am. A great deal of that strength comes 

from you. Yes, I had to be strong and do things on my own before I met 

you, but what nobody know is that sometimes things got so rough I fet 

like I was going to break. Having your love and support means more to me 

than you know, because as long as I have that I know I may bend but I 

won't break because whenever my foundation starts to crumble, you'll be 

right there to reinforce it. And let's not forget what stability you've 

brought to my son's, our son's lives. They may not know you are their 

stepfather, but they see you as a role model. You've done an admirable 

job of being a father figure to them. They've come to depend on you more 

than they do Joe. If you tell them you are going to do something they 

count on it, but when their father promises them he's going to do 

something they are always hesitant to believe it will happen. If you haven't 

noticed it your opinion is very important to them. They love you almost 

as much as their mom does.

 

"They're great kids, sweetheart. I can't help but love them, afterall 

they're a part of you. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of their 

lives" Lee said as he smiled and leaned down to kiss his wife".

 

As the kiss ended, Lee made a mental note to call the florist later on 

to order an I love you boquet for Amanda.

 

"So, does this mean that my best gal forgives me", he asked?

 

Hearing the lightly teasing tone of her husbands voice Amanda replies 

"What do you mean best gal, Stetson? I better be the only one.

 

Lee pretends to look thoughtful for a moment before he says, "well my 

love there is this blonde who seems to have me wrapped around her 

finger'.

 

"Do tell", says Amanda, who by now is standing with her feet apart 

hands on her hips.

 

Yeah, she's figured out that I would do almost anything to please her. 

She knows all she has to do is say "Oh Lee could you" and I'll do it. 

She's very special to me.

 

"And just who prey tell is this very special blonde, Scarecrow"

 

"Just a wonderful lady who treats me like a king. Truth be told, She 

fusses over me sometimes more than you do".

 

"Oh she does does she", quips Amanda.

 

Lee is enjoying this little game but doesn't want to take it too far. 

He says "yeah she always concerned that I have a good meal, she never 

forgets to remind me to drive careful when we part, she treats me just 

like I was her son. She's the best mother-in law a guy could ask for".

 

My mother? You were talking about my mother all this time Amanda asks 

him as she chucks him in the arm.

 

"Who else would I, a deliriously, happily married man be talking 

about, Mrs. Stetson", inquired Lee.

 

"I'm going to get you for that one Stetson".

 

"Those are some pretty brave words Mrs. Stetson, are you sure you're 

going to be able to back them up", asked Lee as he slowly began to stalk 

Amanda wih a devilish gleam in his eye.

 

Amanda knowing that look all to well, realized that she had better do 

some fast talking or there was no way they'd make that meeting before 

10:00.

 

"Lee sweetheart, she said glancing quickly over her right shoulder at 

the alarm clock on the bedside table, while backing away hurridly 

before Lee could pounce on her, it's now 7:10 and like you kept reminiding 

me we're already behind schedule. If we don't hurry we're going to be 

late. We don't have time for what you are planning".

 

"In a hurry now, are we Amanda. You fanned this flame, my dear and now 

you're going to have to deal with the fire".

 

Before he got close enough to reach out and grab her Amada Shriked, 

turned tail and ran down the hallway towards the stairs.

 

As this was going on, a black and white taxi cab had pulled up infront 

of the two story, white Cape Cod style home and two of it's three 

passengers weairly climbed out, grabbed their stuff out of the trunk and 

headed towards the front door of the house, glad to be back home after 

riding all night back to Arlington after they arrived to their campground 

and found out the whole area had been sitting under 3ft of water for 

the last 4 days. The third passenger lingered behind just long enough to 

take the money out of her purse and pay the cab driver.

 

Inside the house, Amanda reached the staircase and started running 

down at the same time that her oldest son Phillip inserted his key into 

the lock on the door. She glanced back to see how close Lee was. He was 

right behind her,about to grab her around the waist. She screamed and 

moved even quicker down the stairs.

 

Because the clicking of the lock occured simulaneously with Amanda's 

scream it took a few seconds for them to realize the door had been 

unlocked.

 

The shock of the door opening all of a sudden caused Lee, who was on 

the third step fom the bottom and Amanda, whose feet had just touched 

the floor to hesitate slightly before retreating back up the stairs. That 

brief timeperiod was enough to drag the skeleton of Amanda and Lee's 

secret marriage out of the closet.

 

Upon hearing their mother scream, Phillip and Jaime ,shouting, "mom, 

are you ok", threw open the front door, bravely ready to rush to their 

Mother's aid. The site that met their eyes was quite a shock to their 

adolesent psyches.

 

"Oh my gosh" cried Amanda

 

"Oh shit" muttered Lee

 

Amanda stood rooted to the spot, with her hands on the side of her 

face, eyes wide mouth slightly agape as she stood staring at her two 

teenage son's and her mother who had come in the door behind them.

 

Lee, who's agent instincts, by this time  had kicked in, turned 

quickly and started a hasty exit back up the stairs.

 

Unfortunately for Scarecrow, he didn't check to see if his towel was 

secure earlier when he had started to unfasten it while teasing Amanda. 

As he turned around his towel hit the floor, right alond with Dotty's 

jaw.

 

"Ah hell" said Lee as he felt the temperture change and realized what 

had happened. Instead of retrieving the towel, Lee Stetson continued 

his flight to the safety of Amanda's bedroom.

 

The sight of their "stepfather" being ass out brought Phillip and 

Jaime out of the near catatonic state and they began to howl with 

Laughter.

 

Amanda King Stetson was so embarrassed that not only had she been 

caught in a compromising sitation by her two sons, but that they along with 

her mother had also witnessed Scarecrow's unveiling, was for the first 

time in her adult life, rendered speechless.

 

Not able to look her children, or her mother, in the eye as she passed 

by them, she slowly slunk hr way upstairs towards her bedroom, pausing 

to pick up her husbands abandoned towel on the way.

 

Just as Amanda's hand reached for the knob to open her bedroom door 

that Lee had closed after he reentered it, she heard  Dotty tell the boys 

that by the time they put their bags upstairs in their room, that she 

and Lee would be back downstairs wanting to have a family meeting.

 

Amanda came into her bedroom, closed the door, walked over to her 

redfaced husband, who was now fully dressed, handed him the towel and said 

"I believe you dropped this streak".

 

After handing Lee the towel she sat on the foot of her bed face in her 

hands, shaking her head from side to side while rocking back and forth, 

moaning, "No, This isn't happening".

 

Lee was so caught up in reliving the events from earlier that morning 

that he didn't realize that Amanda and he had reached the living room, 

until he felt her not so genty tugging on his arm, telling him to take 

a seat.

 

Amanda and Lee spent ten mintues doing their best to completely and 

honestly answer their family's questions about their relationship, 

reasurring Phillip and Jaime that they loved each other and were fully 

committed to each other.

 

Unfortunatly that brought up the question of marriage. Knowing that 

that question was a can of worms in it self and that they still had to go 

to the task force meeting, Amanda and Lee told the family that they kew 

they had a lot more questions but they really had to get going to work 

before they got fired but they promised to finally address the subject 

of marriage and answer the rest of their questions when the got off 

work.

 

Lee and Amanda lucked out for once that day as traffic on the way to 

the office was   unusually light. Scarecrow brought the vette to a 

screeching halt infront of IFF as he and Amanda quickly exited the car, 

raced inside the building, Throwing out the word of he day at the same time 

as they greeted Mrs. Marston and retrived their ID.

 

Next they made a mad dash up to the Q Bureau, where Amanda Grabbed the 

files and Lee snatched up the reports to be signed and they rushed back 

out the door. They just made it to the conference room as Billy and Dr. 

Smyth walked in.

 

"Nice of the two of you to show up", Dr. Smyth, sneered at Lee and 

Amanda.

 

Out of breathe neither one of them responded to the verbal jab.

 

Not satisfied with not getting  rise out of Lee, Dr. Smyth decided to 

change tactics.

 

It seems you partnership with Mrs. King is slowing you down Scarecrow 

or all those rumors about the legendary Scarecrow's stamina greatly 

exaggerated, quipped Smyth.

 

The few snickers Smyth's comment elicited from the room, were 

immediately silence by one look from their section chief, Billy Melrose, who 

hurried to start the meting before his hotheaded Agent, Scarecrow blew 

his top.

 

Lee for his part, after recieving an almost imperceptable shake of the 

head from Amanda, only gave Dr. Smyth a scalding look.

 

Billy was surprised, as he began to go over the agenda for the 

meeting, that Scarecrow's temper hadn't errupted. Well, well, well he thought 

to himself, maybe the influence of Lee being partnered with Amanda is 

finally causing the Scarecrow to growup.

 

What Billy and the rest of the room's occupants didn't know was that 

it wasn't Amanda's influence on their partnership that was keeping 

Scarecrow from responding to Smyth's taunts, but the firm influence of her 

right hand, that had unnoticably made it's way under the table, on his 

male anatomy. Needless to say, throughout the meeting, Scarecrow was on 

his best behavior.

 

THE END

The  B5 Alley Cat

Scarecrow's unveiling

 

It was a nightmare. A waking nightmare in the daytime for the owner of 

the house at 4247 Maplewood drive. What started out as a morning of 

sexual horseplay with her husband of 4 months for the woman who owned the 

house went from an innocent bit of teasing to the hellish situation of 

being caught by her two teenage sons in nothing but a very short 

babydoll nightgown.

 

"No, This isn't happening", moaned Amanda king Stetson as she sat on 

the foot of her bed face in her hands, shaking her head from side to 

side while rocking back and forth.

 

Hearing the distraught tone of his wife's voice and seeing the 

dejected posture of her body, her tall handsome husband finished tucking his T 

shirt into his jeans, buttoned then zipped them up before walking over 

to where his wife sat on the bed and putting his arms around his wife.

 

Next he leaned over just enough to place a kiss on her forehead before 

saying, "it's alright honey, we'll get through this together, 

somehow".

 

"How can you say it going to be alright" yelled his brunette wife as 

she surged up off the bed so quickly and with so much force that it 

caught him off guard causeing him to stumble back a few steps. "I have to 

go downstairs and explain to my 12 and 14 year old sons why their mother 

was running around the house half naked with a man they barely know".

 

"Amanda" sighed her spouse as he followed the progress of his agitated 

lover who had now begun to indulge in what she referred to as "the bad 

habit of pacing" that she'd recently picked up from him.

 

"You don't have to do this alone. I'm going to be right by your side 

the whole time. As to what you were doing, Jaime may or may not have put 

all of the pieces of the puzzle together to come up with the whole 

picture but at 14, I'm pretty sure Phillip knows the score".

 

"Lee Stetson, you take that back. My babies are to young to know about 

sex" his wife fumed as she stopped mid pace, drew her self up to her 

full 5'7" height and glared at him.

 

"Come on Amanda", laughed Lee. "You can't seriously think the boys 

have absolutely no ideal what goes on between a man and a woman when they 

make love. I mean in this day and age it's all around them. You can't 

really believe they have not picked up some idea of the concept, even if 

they don't fully understand the intricate details".

 

Turning away from him, she walked over to her closet and took out a 

pair of Black linen slacks and a black uva t shirt and started to undress 

before she whispered "I don't want to talk about this now Lee. We have 

to concentrate on what we are going to say to the boys when we face 

them not to mention my mother".

 

This time it was Lee's turn to groan as he thought about the 

accidental view his mother-in -law had gotten before he hastily retreated 

upstairs to the safe haven of his wife's bedroom.

 

Amanda couldn't help but laugh at the expression on the love of her 

life's face. It mirrored the one he wore when she first came upstairs 

behind him almost 10 min ago, only this time his face hadn't quite reached 

the same deep shade of red as earlier when she handed him the towel he 

had abandoned on the staircase.

 

Having finished dressing Amanda reached out and took Lee's stronger, 

larger, lightly calloused hand in hers.

 

"Come on Lee, the longer we stay up here the worse it's going to be. 

Besides I know my mother's patience and we only have about two more 

minutes before she'll be up here knocking on the door demanding an 

explanation. You really don't want that now do you" she said pointedly looking 

at the still unmade bed. Lee followed her gaze and was quick to respond "a no, un un, no way".

 

"That's what I thought" replied Amanda giving his hand a firm but 

gentle tug as she slowly led him out the door of their bedroom down the 

staircase and into to the living room to face the inquisition from her 

loved ones that she knew awaited Lee and her.

 

As he descended the top step behind his wife Lee Stetson, know as the 

great intelligence operative "Scarecrow" to the people involved in the 

world of espionage and counter espionage both on a national and 

international level, couldn't believe that neither he nor his wife and fellow 

agent partner Amanda had been able to come up with a working plan of 

just what they were going to say to her family, before they left the 

bedroom.

 

Stepping on the third step from the top Lee's mind drifted back to the 

events of earlier that morning.

 

The alarm had awoken him at 6:00 that morning. He was reluctant to 

crawl out of bed that early on Saturday morning but knew if he didn't they 

wouldn't make it to the task force meeting Dr. Smyth had called for 

8:00 am sharp this morning.

 

He had complained about the earliness of the hour the night before 

telling her they could sleep in until 7:00 and still make it to the office 

by 8:00 with the drive only taking a half an hour at that time on a 

Saturday morning.

 

Amanda being her ever efficient self had started rattling off her 

preplanned schedule informing him that she had allotted twenty minutes a 

piece for them both to shower and get ready, fifteen minutes to make 

coffee and breakfast, which she reminded him she ate even if he didn't, a 

half an hour for the drive, ten minutes to park walk into the agency, 

get their badges and walk up to the Q Bureau, another fifteen minutes to 

sign off on the finished reports, their expense accounts and gather the 

files they need to bring to the meeting, which would give them ten 

minutes to walk down the stairs from the Q Bureau to the elevator down to 

the ground floor, walk across the Bullpen and take a seat in the 

conference room before the meeting started.

 

Shaking his head in amusement as he remember the conversation, Lee 

rolled over on his side and kissed his wife swiftly on the lips. When the 

only response he recieved from his wife was a sweet smile, he leaned 

back down and gave her a firmer, longer smooch. His second kiss evolked a 

soft moan from his still slumbering wife. She must be really tired if 

that didn't wake her up thought Lee.

 

Placing the lightest of kisses on both eyelids, Lee advanced his 

mission by moving back to Amanda's lips. As he brushed his luscious lips 

accross hers, his wife began her ascension back to the land of 

consciousness. Seeing that she was finally waking up, Lee dove in for a kiss.

 

As Amanda Stetson opened her brown eyes to gaze upon the face of her 

beloved husband, he intensified the kiss and drank from the well of his 

wife's lips as if they were precious drops of water and he hadn't had a 

drink in three days.

 

When she was able to form coherent speech again, Amanda glanced up 

into her husband's hazel eyes and said, "You sure know how to wake a gal 

up in the morning".

 

"All a part of the Stetson bedside service, my love. One of the many 

perks of having me for a husband" he told her flashing one of his most 

endearing smiles.

 

"Well big fella, Why don't you fill me in on some of the other 

benefits", said Amanda.

 

"I'd love to Mrs. Stetson and believe you me I plan to fill you.....in 

too your heart's delight when we get back home this afternoon, but if 

we don't get up and get a move on we're going to be late to the task 

force meeting. Now I personally don't mind but I seemed to recall when we 

were late for the last one, you blamed me for distracting you and were 

mad at me for most of the day".

 

"Oh my gosh. I completely forgot about the meeting", schreeched Amanda 

as she gently pushed her husband away and bounded out of bed.

 

Throwing the covers off and sliding his long, hard muscular body off 

the bed, Lee stood up and watched his wife in motion for a few minutes 

before telling her to slow down, they had plenty of time.

 

"Hey do you mind if I shower first" said Lee as he laid a fresh pair 

of boxers out on the bed for after his shower. "That way I can be making 

breakfast while you finish dressing and putting on your makeup".

 

"No go ahead" replied Amanda as she finished gathering her clothes and 

toiletry items.

 

Having finished his shower and shave, Lee emerged from the bathroom 

with a large white bath towel wrapped around his waist. "All yours" he 

told his wife.

 

"Thank you sweetheart", replied Amanda as she looked her husbands 

beautiful body up and down.

 

Seeing his wife lick her lips when she had finished her slow perusal 

of his semi naked body, Scarecrow leered at her and decided to tease her 

a little.

 

"Do you like what you see Mrs. Stetson" he asked he giving her a 

wicked grin.

 

"Oh yeah big fella. I'd like to see even more of it too", she 

replied.

 

"I guess I'm just going to have to give you a little show then" Lee 

said. He began to undulate around the room, lifting the corner of the 

towel and showing Amanda a little more leg as he came near her. As she 

would reach out toward th towel, he'd move back just ot of her grasp.

 

"Come on sexy daddy take it all off" cheered Amanda after Lee pull the 

towel almost all the way up on the right side, revealing everything but 

the "main attraction".

 

Strutting his stuff to the other side of the room, he continued to 

tease and titilate his wife with his sexy gyrations. As Lee reached for 

the knot on the bath towel, Amanda let out a low whistle.

 

Lee's eyes fell on the alarm clock that now showed the time to be 6:50 

a.m.

 

Sweetheart I'm afraid the show's over, sighed Lee as he reached over 

to grab his boxers and get dressed.

 

Amanda being closer to where the blue undergarments were laying 

managed to snatch them up a fraction of a second before Lee had them in his 

grasp.

 

Oh no Scarecrow, she said shaking her head, you're not going to get 

these, she held the boxers up infront of her and jiggled them for effect, 

until you finish what you started.

 

Amanda, it's ten miniutes to seven and you haven't even had your 

shower. We're running way behind your, and here he stressed the word your 

schedule.

 

Schedule, scmedule, you're not getting anywhere near these boxers, 

buster,  until  I get my gander at the goods, Amanda informed him, as she 

crossed her arms and gave him a defiant look.

 

Come on Amanda be serious would you.

You know how you hate being Late. It always causes trouble when we are. 

First you forget something because you are in a rush and then you 

always say it's my fault you forgot it. Once we get on the road you tell me 

to drive faster one minute and in the next breath you tell me to slow 

down before we get killed. When I  remind you of the fact that you told 

me to drive faster, you get mad and tell me to just be quiet and drive. 

I ask you what's wrong with you and you say nothing. It's easy to see 

that isn't true from the way you roll your eyes, place your hand under 

your chin and turn your back to me. When I reach out touch your hand and 

try to apologise, you pull away, edge even closer to the passenger door 

and angrily tell me to leave you alone, you don't want to talk to me 

"right now". Taking the hint, I keep to quiet the rest of the drive, 

trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong, which for some 

inexpliciable reason only seems to make you even madder. As he finishes the 

sentence, Lee throws his hands up in the air, in flustration.

 

Seeing he has unintentionally hurt his wife's feeling's by the 

moisture forming in the corner of her brown eyes, the rapid blnking and soft 

sniffling as she fights hard not to let the teardrops fall and the 

tell-tale quiver of her bottom lip, Lee walks over to her and begins to 

apologise.

 

"Sweetheart don't cry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I'm sorry, says Lee 

softly as he tenderly reaches up and wipes a tear away with his index 

finger.

 

Taking a step back Amanda utters in a hurt tone, "I'm sorry to be such 

an imposition to you, Lee".

 

"Woah, wait a minute, where in the world did that come from. You are 

not an imposition to me Amanda Stetson. You are my wife, my love, my 

reason for living. Before I allowed my self to except your love, I never 

knew what happiness was. Sure I had fun. I did thing, went places that 

most people only dream about.  But it was all an illusion. I wasn't 

living, I was just existing. The pleasure I recieved from my adventures was 

short lived and it seemed that I had to do more outrageous things, take 

greater risks everyday to sustain that illusion".

 

"Life was a game to me, I played it hard and fast. Nobody gave a damn 

about me and I didn't give a damn about any body. But that all change 

one day when I looked ito you beautiful eyes and realized that you loved 

and cared about me unconditionally, not because I was some super agent, 

not because I was invited to all the right parties, not because some 

magazine named me the most elgible batchelor, not because you could brag 

to your friends that you had slept the famous Scarecrow, but because 

you were able to look beyond the facade of fool's gold I showed to the 

outside world and see into my soul".

 

"You saw the real me, you saw how battered and bruised my heart was 

and set out to mend it. It wasn't easy, I know. I was determined to cling 

to all my hurts as a reminder to not let anyone get close enough to 

hurt me again, but I never stood a chance.  Your ability to love, 

understand and forgive was to great an obstacle to overcome. One day I 

realized, I no longer wanted to overcome it. Then I had another revalation, 

when we were finally both able to vocalize our love for each other. You 

had shown me for years,  through you actions how much I ment to you, but 

the day you told me you loved me for the first time, I realized you had 

given me the gift of your heart".

 

Lee reached down and took both of her hands in his. He brought first 

the right one and then the left one reverently to his lips and kissed 

the back of it. Still not releasing her hands as he gazed into her eyes 

with such an intensity, that if she had been a piece of paper she would 

have spontaneously combusted, Lee who by this time was becoming choked 

up by the emotional flood gate that had open could only whisper his 

next words, "You, my Amanda, are a blessing from God and I will cherish 

and honor you with my

dying breath".

 

Releasing her hands before enveloping her in an almost desperate 

embrace, he said, "I love you with all my heart, Amanda Stetson".

 

Seconds ticked by and turned into minutes as they stood there clinging 

to the lifeline of each others love. As they held each other, the tears 

flowed freely from their eyes, washing away all the hurt as their love, 

their hearts, their souls experienced a spiritual rebirth.

 

Amanda was the first to pull back but she didn't leave his strong 

embrace. She reached up and wiped the tears from his eyes with the pads of 

her thumbs.  Next she placed a soft kiss on his lips.

 

Shh, she said. Don't cry Lee, I know how much you love me. I love you 

just with ever molecule of my body. You don't have to worry about 

losing my love. It belongs to you and only you beyond the end of time. As 

much as you say I've given you, You've given me that much and a thousand 

times more.

 

Lee opened his mouth to interrupt but Amanda silenced him with a 

finger to his lips.

 

"Lee", she said, "Don't you realize what a profound impact you have 

had on not just my life but the life of my whole family. You are always 

telling me how stong a woman I am. A great deal of that strength comes 

from you. Yes, I had to be strong and do things on my own before I met 

you, but what nobody know is that sometimes things got so rough I fet 

like I was going to break. Having your love and support means more to me 

than you know, because as long as I have that I know I may bend but I 

won't break because whenever my foundation starts to crumble, you'll be 

right there to reinforce it. And let's not forget what stability you've 

brought to my son's, our son's lives. They may not know you are their 

stepfather, but they see you as a role model. You've done an admirable 

job of being a father figure to them. They've come to depend on you more 

than they do Joe. If you tell them you are going to do something they 

count on it, but when their father promises them he's going to do 

something they are always hesitant to believe it will happen. If you haven't 

noticed it your opinion is very important to them. They love you almost 

as much as their mom does.

 

"They're great kids, sweetheart. I can't help but love them, afterall 

they're a part of you. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of their 

lives" Lee said as he smiled and leaned down to kiss his wife".

 

As the kiss ended, Lee made a mental note to call the florist later on 

to order an I love you boquet for Amanda.

 

"So, does this mean that my best gal forgives me", he asked?

 

Hearing the lightly teasing tone of her husbands voice Amanda replies 

"What do you mean best gal, Stetson? I better be the only one.

 

Lee pretends to look thoughtful for a moment before he says, "well my 

love there is this blonde who seems to have me wrapped around her 

finger'.

 

"Do tell", says Amanda, who by now is standing with her feet apart 

hands on her hips.

 

Yeah, she's figured out that I would do almost anything to please her. 

She knows all she has to do is say "Oh Lee could you" and I'll do it. 

She's very special to me.

 

"And just who prey tell is this very special blonde, Scarecrow"

 

"Just a wonderful lady who treats me like a king. Truth be told, She 

fusses over me sometimes more than you do".

 

"Oh she does does she", quips Amanda.

 

Lee is enjoying this little game but doesn't want to take it too far. 

He says "yeah she always concerned that I have a good meal, she never 

forgets to remind me to drive careful when we part, she treats me just 

like I was her son. She's the best mother-in law a guy could ask for".

 

My mother? You were talking about my mother all this time Amanda asks 

him as she chucks him in the arm.

 

"Who else would I, a deliriously, happily married man be talking 

about, Mrs. Stetson", inquired Lee.

 

"I'm going to get you for that one Stetson".

 

"Those are some pretty brave words Mrs. Stetson, are you sure you're 

going to be able to back them up", asked Lee as he slowly began to stalk 

Amanda wih a devilish gleam in his eye.

 

Amanda knowing that look all to well, realized that she had better do 

some fast talking or there was no way they'd make that meeting before 

10:00.

 

"Lee sweetheart, she said glancing quickly over her right shoulder at 

the alarm clock on the bedside table, while backing away hurridly 

before Lee could pounce on her, it's now 7:10 and like you kept reminiding 

me we're already behind schedule. If we don't hurry we're going to be 

late. We don't have time for what you are planning".

 

"In a hurry now, are we Amanda. You fanned this flame, my dear and now 

you're going to have to deal with the fire".

 

Before he got close enough to reach out and grab her Amada Shriked, 

turned tail and ran down the hallway towards the stairs.

 

As this was going on, a black and white taxi cab had pulled up infront 

of the two story, white Cape Cod style home and two of it's three 

passengers weairly climbed out, grabbed their stuff out of the trunk and 

headed towards the front door of the house, glad to be back home after 

riding all night back to Arlington after they arrived to their campground 

and found out the whole area had been sitting under 3ft of water for 

the last 4 days. The third passenger lingered behind just long enough to 

take the money out of her purse and pay the cab driver.

 

Inside the house, Amanda reached the staircase and started running 

down at the same time that her oldest son Phillip inserted his key into 

the lock on the door. She glanced back to see how close Lee was. He was 

right behind her,about to grab her around the waist. She screamed and 

moved even quicker down the stairs.

 

Because the clicking of the lock occured simulaneously with Amanda's 

scream it took a few seconds for them to realize the door had been 

unlocked.

 

The shock of the door opening all of a sudden caused Lee, who was on 

the third step fom the bottom and Amanda, whose feet had just touched 

the floor to hesitate slightly before retreating back up the stairs. That 

brief timeperiod was enough to drag the skeleton of Amanda and Lee's 

secret marriage out of the closet.

 

Upon hearing their mother scream, Phillip and Jaime ,shouting, "mom, 

are you ok", threw open the front door, bravely ready to rush to their 

Mother's aid. The site that met their eyes was quite a shock to their 

adolesent psyches.

 

"Oh my gosh" cried Amanda

 

"Oh shit" muttered Lee

 

Amanda stood rooted to the spot, with her hands on the side of her 

face, eyes wide mouth slightly agape as she stood staring at her two 

teenage son's and her mother who had come in the door behind them.

 

Lee, who's agent instincts, by this time  had kicked in, turned 

quickly and started a hasty exit back up the stairs.

 

Unfortunately for Scarecrow, he didn't check to see if his towel was 

secure earlier when he had started to unfasten it while teasing Amanda. 

As he turned around his towel hit the floor, right alond with Dotty's 

jaw.

 

"Ah hell" said Lee as he felt the temperture change and realized what 

had happened. Instead of retrieving the towel, Lee Stetson continued 

his flight to the safety of Amanda's bedroom.

 

The sight of their "stepfather" being ass out brought Phillip and 

Jaime out of the near catatonic state and they began to howl with 

Laughter.

 

Amanda King Stetson was so embarrassed that not only had she been 

caught in a compromising sitation by her two sons, but that they along with 

her mother had also witnessed Scarecrow's unveiling, was for the first 

time in her adult life, rendered speechless.

 

Not able to look her children, or her mother, in the eye as she passed 

by them, she slowly slunk hr way upstairs towards her bedroom, pausing 

to pick up her husbands abandoned towel on the way.

 

Just as Amanda's hand reached for the knob to open her bedroom door 

that Lee had closed after he reentered it, she heard  Dotty tell the boys 

that by the time they put their bags upstairs in their room, that she 

and Lee would be back downstairs wanting to have a family meeting.

 

Amanda came into her bedroom, closed the door, walked over to her 

redfaced husband, who was now fully dressed, handed him the towel and said 

"I believe you dropped this streak".

 

After handing Lee the towel she sat on the foot of her bed face in her 

hands, shaking her head from side to side while rocking back and forth, 

moaning, "No, This isn't happening".

 

Lee was so caught up in reliving the events from earlier that morning 

that he didn't realize that Amanda and he had reached the living room, 

until he felt her not so genty tugging on his arm, telling him to take 

a seat.

 

Amanda and Lee spent ten mintues doing their best to completely and 

honestly answer their family's questions about their relationship, 

reasurring Phillip and Jaime that they loved each other and were fully 

committed to each other.

 

Unfortunatly that brought up the question of marriage. Knowing that 

that question was a can of worms in it self and that they still had to go 

to the task force meeting, Amanda and Lee told the family that they kew 

they had a lot more questions but they really had to get going to work 

before they got fired but they promised to finally address the subject 

of marriage and answer the rest of their questions when the got off 

work.

 

Lee and Amanda lucked out for once that day as traffic on the way to 

the office was   unusually light. Scarecrow brought the vette to a 

screeching halt infront of IFF as he and Amanda quickly exited the car, 

raced inside the building, Throwing out the word of he day at the same time 

as they greeted Mrs. Marston and retrived their ID.

 

Next they made a mad dash up to the Q Bureau, where Amanda Grabbed the 

files and Lee snatched up the reports to be signed and they rushed back 

out the door. They just made it to the conference room as Billy and Dr. 

Smyth walked in.

 

"Nice of the two of you to show up", Dr. Smyth, sneered at Lee and 

Amanda.

 

Out of breathe neither one of them responded to the verbal jab.

 

Not satisfied with not getting  rise out of Lee, Dr. Smyth decided to 

change tactics.

 

It seems you partnership with Mrs. King is slowing you down Scarecrow 

or all those rumors about the legendary Scarecrow's stamina greatly 

exaggerated, quipped Smyth.

 

The few snickers Smyth's comment elicited from the room, were 

immediately silence by one look from their section chief, Billy Melrose, who 

hurried to start the meting before his hotheaded Agent, Scarecrow blew 

his top.

 

Lee for his part, after recieving an almost imperceptable shake of the 

head from Amanda, only gave Dr. Smyth a scalding look.

 

Billy was surprised, as he began to go over the agenda for the 

meeting, that Scarecrow's temper hadn't errupted. Well, well, well he thought 

to himself, maybe the influence of Lee being partnered with Amanda is 

finally causing the Scarecrow to growup.

 

What Billy and the rest of the room's occupants didn't know was that 

it wasn't Amanda's influence on their partnership that was keeping 

Scarecrow from responding to Smyth's taunts, but the firm influence of her 

right hand, that had unnoticably made it's way under the table, on his 

male anatomy. Needless to say, throughout the meeting, Scarecrow was on 

his best behavior.

 

THE END

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