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	THIS IS AWESOME!!!! It is a conversation had by my brother(posing as me) and Doreen's brother(Winchester). SN1 is my brother and SN2 is Doreen's brother. This took place a few months into me and Doreen going out, and also Doreen and I were the phone during this whole thing. Basicallly we just asked my brother to drive Doreen's brother as crazy as possible. My brother had so much fun! IT IS HILARIOUS!!!

SN1: SO HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS SQUEAKY CLEAN FINE DAY?!?! SN2: uh hi SN2: fine SN1: hey man good to know. SN1: and did you have yourself a goodtime at the fair? SN1: what did you do with that fish you won? SN1: man i wish i had a fish. SN1: id name it "admiral fishington" SN2: the fish is in a tupperware thing SN1: dying? SN2: no still alive SN1: dude why are you killing that fish? SN2: im not killing the fish SN2: my parents dont have a tank SN2: so my mom will find one SN1: look thats fine and good....but the fact remains...why do you hate all fish and wish they were dead? SN1: and most especially why do you hate admiral fishington? SN2: i dont hate fish SN1: then why keep him in a tupper prison? SN2: cuz i cant find a freaking tank SN1: yeah, a tank of DEATH you mean. SN2: ok im gonna block you now SN1: look whatever, thats cool. im glad you got that fish. SN1: lets move on to something new. SN2: k fine SN1: this conversation is making me sad. SN1: for the admiral, god rest his soul. SN2: the fish isnt gonna die SN1: i have faith in you. keep him alive, keep him kickin. SN1: WAIT. FISH CANT KICK. SN1: man i feel so sheepish. SN1: i cant believe i even said that. SN1: so hey SN1: hows your sister? SN2: fine SN1: dude does she ever talk about? SN1: oops SN2: about what? SN1: i mean SN1: about me? SN1: does she ever talk about me? SN2: not really SN1: you know like "that drew is sooooo cute?" SN1: do you think she likes me, like maybe like more than a friend? SN1: i decided to stop beating around the bush. SN2: you better not touch her SN1: and get to the point. SN1: hey its a simple question really. SN2: idk, but if you go any further with her im gonna kick ur ass SN1: im not asking "hey chester, can i touch her?" i just was wondering if she liked me. SN1: wow. SN1: things got heated for a second there. SN1: but im glad we're friends again. SN1: look, im kind of scared to do this....just go ask her real quick. SN2: k SN1: ask her if she likes anyone in 8th grade like more than a friend? SN1: ( ) yes ( ) no ( ) maybe SN2: ok i got her message SN1: ask if his name starts with a "Dee" SN2: its gonna hurt but this is what she really said SN1: nothing could hurt me. ive seen things you couldnt even imagine. SN2: she thinks ur a stalker SN2: she only invited u to the fair cuz she felt sorry for u SN2: this is coming out of her mouth [I TOLD, on the phone, DOREEN TO SAY THAT] SN1: go ask her, on a scale of 1 - 10, how much of a stalker she things i am. SN1: *thinks SN2: she left for the supermarket SN1: and then, on a scale of green to purple, how much she feels sorry for me. SN1: green being the least sorry. and purple being the most. SN2: why dont u call her bout that SN1: orange being a happy medium. SN1: chester, im too bashful. SN1: im not gonna lie. SN2: k ill accept that excuse SN1: well im glad, i didnt have a plan B if you didnt accept it. SN1: also SN1: are you sure this stalker thing isnt your own interpretation? SN1: you seem to be kind of stalker happy. SN1: based on your profile. SN2: no she said u were a stalker SN2: im not stalker happy SN2: i dotn like stalkers SN1: i think youre just kind of throwing out "stalker!" at every whim. SN2: im being stalked by a stalker right now SN1: stalked by a stalking stalker? SN2: something like that SN1: shes a preteen stalker? SN2: yes SN1: that sounds like a movie that would come on the disney channel. SN2: for some reason she cant leave me alone SN1: "im being stalked by a preteen stalker" SN1: "starring the olsen twins" SN1: i guess this stalker just thinks youre too irresistable, chester. SN1: give her a reason to dislike you. SN1: tell her you know dont bath regularly. SN1: yeah tell her you dont bath SN1: and also.... SN1: that you are a 45 year old man. SN1: and that you weigh upwards of 350 pounds. SN1: chester sounds like a 45 year old mans name anyways. SN1: anyways, its been nice chatting with you. im gonna take off for now. SN2: k cya SN1: good luck with the stalker, sleep with a butter knife close by. SN1: in case she comes to GETCHA!


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