Springer

(By the way, I'm not a retart who thinks that the "Jerry Springer Show" was around in the 70s...just play along.)

Jerry: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the show. Our first guest is Fez. He is on the show to confess to one of his best friends, Eric, that he is dating his ex-girlfriend, Donna. Eric thinks he's here to get a makeover. Are you ready to tell your friend why he's really here, Fez?
Fez: Yes, yes, I am.
Jerry: Please welcome, Eric!

The audience applauses as Eric walks out, and sits next to Fez.

Eric: Dude, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR GIVING ME A MAKEOVER!
Fez: That's not why you are here, Eric.
Eric: Well, why else would I be on the Jerry Springer Show? *smiles*
Fez: I brang you here to tell you that....that....DONNA IS MY WHORE!
Eric: *gasps* What? *BBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!*

(Eric then gets up and throws his chair at Fez. A producer runs out and gives Eric another chair, and Eric sits about 3 feet away from Fez.)

Jerry: Well, Eric, don't you have something to tell Fez?
Eric: Oh yeah, I'm with your old crush, Jackie!
Fez: I don't care 'cause she's not my whore anymore! Hey, that ryhmed.
Eric: Neither is Donna!
Fez: Huh?
Eric: Ummm...SHUT UP!
Jerry: Well, let's bring out Jackie!

(Jackie walks out, and goes up to Fez, and slaps him.)

Fez: *BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP*
Jackie: Why did you call me a "whore", Fez?
Fez: I didn't call you a whore, I said..."You are never a bore."
Jackie: Oh...awww....you're so sweet! *kisses him on the cheek*

(Jackie sits between Eric and Fez.)

Jerry: Well, I think it's time to bring out Donna...
Eric: No! No...no, no...no. I don't wanna be around the red-headed b...
Jerry: Come on out Donna!

(Donna comes out and sits next to Fez.
*Note- So, the order of the sitting is Donna, Fez, Jackie, and Eric)

Eric: How could you do this to me?
Donna: We're over with!
Eric: But, I love you!
Donna: Well...we're over with!
Jerry: Speaking of being over with, Donna, do you have something to tell Fez?
Fez: No, she doesn't.
Donna: Yes, I do...
Fez: Crap!
Donna: Fez, I've been cheating on you with Hyde.
Fez: What? *BEEEEPPPPP*, you son of a *BBBEEEPPPPP*
Jackie: What? That's impossible!
Jerry: Why is that Jackie?
Jackie: Because I'm cheating on Eric with Hyde.
Eric: What the flying *BBBEEEEPPP*?? Why always me?
Fez: I feel you're pain Eric..

(Fez walks over to Eric and hugs him.)

Fez and Eric: I LOVE YOU, MAN!
Jerry: Let's bring out Hyde!

(Hyde walks out and getsinto a fight with Eric and Fez. Soon after, Donna and Jackie get into a catfight. After about 20 minutes of fighting, they all suddenly stop.)

Jerry: What's wrong?
All: What about Kelso?
Jerry: Oh, I almost forgot, come on out Kelso!!!!!!!

(Kelso walks out wearing a sunflower dress.)

Jackie: *gasps* MICHAEL!
Kelso: It's Michelle!

(Everyone faints except Kelso.)

Jerry: We'll be back to talk about Kelso's secret lover, Buddy!