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[Kelso walks into the basement seeing Eric sitting down on the couch, and rubbing his chin.] Kelso: Hey, Eric, what's up? Eric: I'm just thinking of a Christmas present to give to my mom. Kelso: Yeah, me too. I've been givng her lotion for every year since I was 11. I think it's time for something new. [Fez walks in.] Fez: Hello, my friends. Kelso & Eric: Hey, Fez. Fez: What's the matter? Kelso: Eric and I were just thinking about what to get our moms for Christmas. Fez: What about Shimmer? Eric: What the hell is Shimmer? Fez: Shimmer is an excellent product that is both floor wax and a dessert topping! Kelso: Ew. Eric: That's disgusting. Fez: Really? Well, why don't you see for yourselves? Eric, go upstairs and get a mop. Kelso, go upstairs and get a cup of ice cream. [Both Eric and Kelso run upstairs and return with what they were told to get.] Fez: Watch and learn. [Fez sprays Shimmer on the mop and then on the ice cream.] Eric: (while mopping) Wow, look at that shine! Kelso: (while eating ice cream) Wow, this tastes great! Fez: See, it's the perfect gift. Eric: I guess you were right as usual, Fez! Kelso: Yeah, thanks, Fez! Fez: No problem! [The scene dissolves to Fez laying on his bed while smilling with his eyes. He suddenly gets up.] Fez: Oh, if only. |
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