| Quotes |
| Note: As you can see, EVERYONE got an equal amount of quotes (four to be exact). Eric "Donna, I'm gonna make a long story short...I'm here to kick a little DJ ASS, so..have a seat." Episode: Radio Daze "I weigh 80 pounds! Look at you...You know why I'm bald? My body is eating its own hair! Episode: Holy Craps "Donna, I think elves work here." Episode: Romantic Weekend "Alright you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken english. Hyde, you insist that this thing is a whole set up, and I'll just curl up in a fetal position and think about pancakes." Episode: The Trails of M. Kelso Donna "Hello, Mommy? I'M SAD! Episode: Romantic Weekend "Do me a favor. Next time you're going to do something weird , give me a little warning...so I can brace myself...or tell you to back the hell off. Because no matter how much I love you, that was unpleasant. Episode: Eric's Naughty No-No "You have a little yellow bird on your ass!" Episode: Eric's Drunken Tattoo "I'm going to the Hub to kick Eric's ass!" Episode: Eric's Panties Hyde "See, I'm an original. A Warhall. You're just a print. Episode: Fez Dates Donna "Yeah, she would have to wear panties to wear pink panties. Episode: Eric's Panties "Oh yeah! There's a whole big bag of love in there!" Episode: Garage Sale "Mother of god, I think I love you!" Episode: Punk Chick Kelso "Yeah, well thats all over man. It's hard to explain to you kids that have never had sex before , but when you're with a woman something chemical happens to her. Now Jackie's totally different. She's like my love slave...Oh yeah, I'm THAT good!" Episode: That Wrestling Show "I don't see why you can't just serve us our food, Frank. We are paying customers, you know." Episode: Eric's Buddy "Hey, Red. Don't freak out, but if I see a dear on the side of the road, I'm gonna shoot him!" Episode: Hunting "You know who's my little chesse puff? Jackie! Episode: Kiss of Death Fez "Look at this. Jackie brings 4 different types of mascara just to please Kelso, and what does Kelso bring? Another woman." Episode: Vanstock "My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores! Episode: Eric's Buddy "Where's my toast, you idiots?" Episode: That Disco Episode "Oh, Eric. Give it up for heaven's 'saki!'" Episode: Eric's Druken Tattoo Jackie "GONG HIM! GONG HIM! *gong noise* Yes! Episode: Eric's Drunken Tattoo "It's true. You're afraid to reach the peeks of love, for fear of being dropped off a cliff. Well, I'm your safety line, Steven. So, grab me. Episode: Red Sees Red "Nope, sorry Eric. That was a burn. What's burnt is burnt, and what's burnt...is Donna. Episode: Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die "Michael! Don't tell our private conversations to other people, Michael. We have to have our own private conversations!" Episode: That 70s Pilot Red "His head looks like a poodle's ass." Episode: That 70s Pilot "It's about the rules, and without the rules wo might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. Episode: That Wrestling Episode "How'd you like a little bit of my foot in your ass?" Episode: Fez Dates Donna "I've been out of work for six months, I can't afford to fight right now, Kitty! I gotta take thier crappy offer, and smile like a jackass while I do it. Episode: Red's New Job Kitty "Red, I thought, I thought we would get something we both would enjoy , like a, a necklace!" Episode: After Glow "A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal." Episode: Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?) "Oh my god! You're wearing stockings...Red, she's wearing stockings! Oh,, oh and matching shoes! Episode: Eric's Naughty No-No "Honey, Honey. Pretty girls don't throw up." Episode: Romantic Weekend Bob COMING SOON!!!! |