| Public Service Annoucement |
| Dustin Diamond: Hello, I'm Dustin Diamond. Most of you remember me as my goofy character Screech on "Saved by the Bell". But, today, I'm here to talk to you about a much more serious problem. Many people, including myself, have noticed that most viewers of the popular television program "That 70s Show" are over the age of 16. This means that most of them know how to drive. In the opening credits of "That '70s Show", it shows the cast driving in a Vista Cruiser. In the car that they are driving in, the gang do many unsafe things. Here are some examples. 1) When driving, Eric Forman takes a 2 second glimpse at Donna Pinciotti. 2) Donna Pinciotti looks out the window to her right while singing for approximately 4 seconds. 3) Bob Pinciotti hugs Red and Kitty Forman from the backseat while Mr. Forman is driving. 4) Donna Pinciotti puts her hands on the dashboard for 3 seconds, which distracts Fez when he's driving. 5) Michael Kelso bangs his head to the song making Fez stare and laugh at him. 6) When driving, Eric Forman looks up to the ceiling with his eyes closed. These are just a few of the safety hazards that the gang have broken while driving. So, viewers, please don't react the opening credits of "That '70s Show"...otherwise, you will be in a tragic car accident. Thanks to "That '70s Show", there have been an estimate of 30 million car accidents in Wisconsin alone. Well..err..not really, but you know what I mean. So, please, I repeat PLEASE, don't let the opening credits of "That '70s Show" effect your driving skills. I'm Dustin Diamond, and thank you for listening. |