| If Fez Ruled the World... |
| I know it's a pretty scary thing to imagine, but what if Fez ruled the world? I was thinking about the other day, I decided to make a list of things that I think would happen....... - The word "whore" would be used in every sentence. - Every woman would bow down to Fez and called him the "Love Master". - Thomas wouldn't exist. - Toast would be a food group. - Fez would become president. - Hyde would become vice president. - Red would commit suicide. -Caroline would be happy as hell. - The sentence "I hopefully hope..." would make sense. - Girls would be forced to walk around in bikinis all day long. - Everything, I mean EVERYTHING would have Fez's face on it (including toilet paper, and the black t-shirts that Hyde wears). - The nation's captial would be Point Place, Wisconsin. - No one would ask where Fez is from (if they did, they would be shoved into a pit of rabid mice). -Fez would live in a mansion built of candy canes. - The nation anthem would be "Get Down Tonight" by KC and the Sunshine Band. - There would be one star on the American flag...representing Fez himself. - Everyday for 15 minutes, you must sit by yourself, in your room, with the blinds drawn, surround yourself with candles, and repeat "Fez is God" over, and over again. - When yelling in surprise, fear, or shock, you would have to scream "OH MY FEZ!" - There would be a life-sized picture of Fez in every room, of every house. - We'd all be virgins (and if you aren't one, you would be tortured, and then killed). - The offical dish would be Oreos. *submitted by: Andreas* Okay, the list is over now. If you want you can e-mail me at *[email protected]* and tell me what you think would happen if Fez ruled the world. And by the way, don't worry. It won't happen. Well, at least I hopefully hope. *evil grin* |