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| Good Morning Point Place! |
| This is little skit is about a local news show in Point Place. On this episode of "Good Morning Point Place!", Jackie and Kelso are being interviewed because they are youngest people in Point Place history to get married (interesting, huh?). Read on. Shannon: Hello everyone, and welcome back to "Good Morning Point Place!". I'm Shannon Emmet, and I am extremly lonely. This morning's first guests are Michael Kelso, and Jackie Burkhardt. These two seventeen years olds are the youngest couple in Point Place history to get married. Welcome to the show, Michael and Jackie. Kelso and Jackie: Thank you. Shannon: So, what made you decided to marry at such a young age? Kelso: Uhhh..uhhh....she has a pool. Jackie: Well, after a lot of different heartbreak and struggles, we realized that we couldn't live without each other. Kelso: Yes, that's true, but she also has a pool. Shannon: That's very sweet...what Jackie said...of course. I've heard that the past few months have been very difficult for you, Michael. Is that true? Kelso: It certainly is. I mean, to tell you the truth, at one time in my life, I was on drugs, failing all of my classes in school, and cheating on Jackie all at the same time. Well, actually, I still am doing all that sutff...except cheating on Jackie, of course!! Jackie: MICHAEL!!! Kelso: WHAT? (Jackie points to the camera. There is a 2 minute pause.) Kelso: Yum, yum, give me some! *kisses Jackie* Shannon: I am sorry, but the program is not as long as you think it is. (They stop kissing.) Shannon: So, tell me, how did your parents react to Michael and your marage, Jackie? Jackie: Well, they still are pretty angry about it, but I told them "BUT HE LOVES ME!!!" and moved in with Michael family. Shannon: Are you still staying with them? Jackie: Yes, and we are both planning to stay there until we get our own place.. Kelso: Wait, wait..we are? Jackie: Yes, we are Michael. Michael: Well, it's pretty new news to me, Jackie! Jackie: MICHAEL, DON"T START! Michael: *sighs* Yum, Yum, give me some! (They kiss.) Shannon: Please, just stop. (They stop.) Shannon: You know what, by bringing you guys on the show, I thought that it would give me hope in finding a person to love me..but, now, you have showed me everyone in this world is in love with someone, and I'm going to die alone, curled in a fatal position. (There is silence in the studio, as crickets chrip.) Kelso: I'll love you, Shannon. Jackie: WHAT? Kelso: Ummm...yum, yum, give me some! (They kiss.) Shannon: Well, anyways, thank you Jackie and Michael. I wish a wonderful marriage. *wipes tears from eyes* Next on "Good Moring Point Place!", we'll teach you how to make a hackie sack out of M&Ms and a bandana! You don't wanna miss it! Hehehehe! *giggles quickly turn into weeping* |
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