| *singing*There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Will - Robin Hood Prince of thives (Ok I know this is not Alan Rickman but I love this part) [The Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon] Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff: Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more! Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas! Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You! My room. 10:30 tonight. Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You! 10:45... And bring a friend. LOCKSLEY!!I'll cut your heart out with a Spoon! Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood Prince of Theives (My favorite part) Snape: I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper on death. ( i had to put that LOL) Sir Alexander Dane: I played Richard III. Fred Kwan: "There were five curtain calls." Sir Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time!--Galaxy Quest Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there. Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me. Jason Nesmith: The show must go on. Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.---Galaxy Quest Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners? Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old. Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS. Fred Kwan: You lost me.--Galaxy Quest Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy? Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!--Die Hard Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. Detective John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole --Die Hard Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice. Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger [He does.] Neo: ...and you give me my phone call. What good is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?--Agent Smith "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." (Agent Smith) Sarah: That's not fair! Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? Pacha: Uh oh. Kuzco: Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on. BOOYAAAA-AH-AH-AH!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheese, me no likey! The guy was humming his own theme song! Stupid AND tone deaf. I am soooooo glad I was unconious for all this Kuzco: Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. (on the bad chick) Kuzco: It's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult! |