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| Snape the Big-Nosed Professor (sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) You know Dumbledore and Hooch And McGonagall and Lupin, Sinistra and Quirrel And Sprout and Binns. But do you recall The most famous professor of all? Severus the big-nosed professor (deatheater) Had a very abnormal nose (in an adorable way) And if you ever saw it (saw it) You would even say it grows (in a sexy way!) All of the other students (those idiots?!) Used to laugh and call him names (like �slimeball�) They never let poor Severus (�Snapeee.�) Play in any wizarding games! (like �Hexopoly!�) Then one foggy Yule Eve The Dark Lord came to say (�Muhahaha��) Severus Snape, with your nose so large Won't you become a deatheater and take some charge? Then all the students feared him (feared him) And they shouted in cries. (ahhh!) "Severus the big-nosed deatheater. (professor!) �Please, we don�t want to die!� (like Sir Nicolas.) |
| SNAPE (to the tune of 'Gump' by Weird Al) Snape sat alone in the dungeon in the dark, My name is Severus, he casually remarked Waitin' for Albus and a Dark Arts Promotion He just kept sayin' life is like a bottle of potion He's Snape, he's Snape What's in his head? He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape, Does he eat bread? Snape was a big celebrity For one game of Quidditch, he was a referee Never gives points to Gryffindor because Draco said it would be stupid if he does He's Snape, he's Snape, He's kinda mean He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape His hair ain't clean Pour... pour... pour, pour the potion Mix... mix... mix the mixture now Stir... stir... stir, stir the Cauldron Now... stop! His buddy Draco was an ass-kissin' man He kept earning more points for Slytherin Snape knows lots about the Dark Arts, too He went to Hogwarts, showed Dumbledore his tattoo He's Snape, he's Snape, He's kinda hot He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape And some think not Is this Snape out of his head? I think so Does this Snape eat lots of bread? I think so Does this Snape want Quirrell dead? I think so And that's all I have to say about that! |
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