::: New State Slogans :::
| Alabama | Yes, We Have Electricity | |
| Alaska | 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! | |
| Arizona | But It's A Dry Heat | |
| Arkansas | Literacy Ain't Everything | |
| California | By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda | |
| Colorado | If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother | |
| Connecticut | Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet | |
| Delaware | We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water | |
| Florida | Ask Us About Our Grandkids | |
| Georgia | We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism | |
| Hawaii | Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) | |
| Idaho | More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good | |
| Illinois | Please Don't Pronounce the "S". | |
| Indiana | 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free | |
| Iowa | We Do Amazing Things With Corn | |
| Kansas | First Of The Rectangle States | |
| Kentucky | Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names | |
| Louisiana | We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign | |
| Maine | We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster | |
| Maryland | If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It | |
| Massachusetts | Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) | |
| Michigan | First Line Of Defense From The Canadians | |
| Minnesota | 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes | |
| Mississippi | Come And Feel Better About Your Own State | |
| Missouri | Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work | |
| Montana | Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else | |
| Nebraska | Ask About Our State Motto Contest | |
| Nevada | Whores and Poker! | |
| New Hampshire | Go Away And Leave Us Alone | |
| New Jersey | You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! | |
| New Mexico | Lizards Make Excellent Pets | |
| New York | You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... | |
| North Carolina | Tobacco Is A Vegetable | |
| North Dakota | We Really Are One Of The 50 States! | |
| Ohio | At Least We're Not Michigan | |
| Oklahoma | Like The Play, Only No Singing | |
| Oregon | Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner | |
| Pennsylvania | Cook With Coal | |
| Rhode | Island We're Not REALLY An Island | |
| South Carolina | Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender | |
| South Dakota | Closer Than North Dakota | |
| Tennessee | The Educashun State | |
| Texas | Si, Hablo Ingles | |
| Utah | Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus | |
| Vermont | Yep | |
| Virginia | Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? | |
| Washington | Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! | |
| Washington, D.C. | Wanna Be Mayor? | |
| West Virginia | One Big Happy Family ... Really! | |
| Wisconsin | Come Cut The Cheese | |
| Wyoming | Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!!! |