::: Sarcastic Remarks :::

• I dont suspect you need any more but still...
• And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
• Do I look like a people person?
• This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
• I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• You...! Off my planet!
• If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• A PBS mind in an MTV world.
• Allow me to introduce my selves.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• A woman's favorite position is CEO.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
• Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• I plead contemporary insanity.
• And which dwarf are you?
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• Meandering to a different drummer.
• I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?