::: Bumper Stickers :::

• Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
• Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
• God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
• I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
• Keep honking while I reload.
• Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
• Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
• 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
• EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
• Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
• If you drink, don't park.
• Accidents cause people.
• If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
• Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
• Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
• Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
• Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
• My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
• Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
• If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
• Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!