::: Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings :::

• I will not waste chalk
• I will not skateboard in the halls
• I will not burp in class
• I will not instigate revolution
• I will not draw naked ladies in class
• I did not see Elvis
• I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'
• Garlic gum is not funny
• They are laughing at me, not with me
• I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
• I will not encourage others to fly
• I will not fake my way through life
• Tar is not a plaything
• I will not Xerox my butt
• I will not trade pants with others
• I will not do that thing with my tongue
• I will not drive the principal's car
• I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
• I will not sell school property
• I will not cut corners
• I will not get very far with this attitude
• I will not make flatulent noises in class
• I will not belch the National Anthem
• I will not sell land in Florida
• I will not grease the monkey bars
• I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
• I will not do anything bad ever again
• I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font}