Maintained by the one and only and the insufferable
Feel free to poke around and also feel free to leave your big fat footprints all over my guestbook, and if you happen to be a UFie, in my diary.
By entering the site you confirm that you are ready to run the risk of taking leave of your senses in face of the articles, pictures and the occasional 2x4 that will be chucked at you within this site. If you are scared, shove away and never again darken this web site. If you are feeling
- gutsy enough...
- that your sanity is nothing but a grain of sand in a three week sandstorm on the deserts of karkafroon...
- you are a UFie who has been exposed time and again to the kind of mindlessness that I occasionally chuck at the forum...
- you happen to be...
- you happen to be someone who can actually eat a heavy lunch watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- you are an ardent worshipper of the MAD magazine.
- you have close and personal contact with me and know what to expect!!!
Welcome to Insanity Unlimited Incorporated.
STATUTORY WARNING: This site contains samples of Vogon poetry known to be particulary damaging to lateral thinking.
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