From: Rei
If there is a arcade game area, put all your money in the machine, then take the change and go to a clerk and ask for bills.
Go to the shoe section, try on a million pairs, then put them in the wrong boxes.
Get a shopping cart, then use a broom to push yourself around in the store.
Go to the movie section and tell everyone how different movies end.(that's if you've seen 'em)
From: Lil Gundam Girl
Hide in the clothing racks, and when someone walks by, make horrid farting noises...(my personal Favorite)
Take a bike and ride it around the store. When asked, say you're test driving it.
Create a product and ask where it is. Ex. Please excuse me, but do you know where the shnarples are?
Use the entire store as a soccer field.
Pull a lawn chari into the magezine section and see how long it is before you're kicked out.
Go to the clothing department as say as loud as possible, "Who would wear THAT?!"
Do the same for jewelry.
Drive the electic carts in the front of the store.
Follow a person until they leave.
Whisper incherintly behind a person and when they look, act all confused.
Fill up carts and leave them in the isles.
Toss items from one isle to the next.
When a person isn't looking, take one of their items and see if they noice.
-digikitty
(This is what hapens when I get bored.)
Sew on a zipper on it and, Voila! A little handbag!
Makes a nice paper weight
It becomes Sparky, the never tiring watch dog!
Becomes five star white hamburgers
Baby rotweiler chew toys!
Cheap christmas gift!
As always, send in your suggestions to [email protected]
Yu spot the tell tale signs that your jello is alive.
The black eyed peas beging to wink at you.
Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, the garage door opens.
Choccini: looks like a zucchini, tastes like a ding-dong.
"Are the voices in my head bothering you?"
"My imaginary friend wants to kill you."
-LoavableSalamon
"You say the voices in my head talk to you too?"
-Digikitty
"I like animals. They taste good."
"Beer, its not just for breakfast anymore."
"Life is like living on a farm. Its not the crap you have to clean up, its the crap yet to come."
"There's no better breakfast than kegs and eggs."
Re-arrange the nails and screws
Steal two ladders with wheels and hold races through the store.
Take cans of paint and place them in various places.
Get a fork-lift, drive between the automatic door, then take the keys and run.
Get between one of the window displays and wave to people as they pass.
Hide in garbage cans and jump out at people as they pass.
Get you siblings and get a roll of wall paper, and then pretend that you are Jedi Knights fighting against Darth Vader.
well, that's all for now. Send your ideas to [email protected]