Heero: Spandex makes me look gay
Heero: Screw the mission!
Duo: I need a hair cut
Duo: Does this dress make me look fat?
Trowa: Maybe I should cool it with the hair gel.
Trowa: Maybe getting knoves thrown at me isn't a good idea.
Quatre: Burn all plants! Kill all animals!
Wufei: (None yet)
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Wufei: Hey! Don't dis Trieze! Treize rocks!
Wufei: You know, deep down, I really admire that Sally Woman.
Quatre: I think I'm starting to like this killing stuff.
Quatre: I'm sor- oh, heck, you deserve to die Alliance scum!
Duo: The God of Death is retiring! I'm the God of Love now!
Duo: Why do they always run from Deathscythe? He's really gentle once you get to know him.
Heero: Okay, I've had enough of trying to kill Relena.
Heero: Relena...I love you!
Relena: I'm not marrying you! You'll kill me on my wedding night!
Trowa: I hate Lions.
Trowa: Catherine, you throw those knives at me one more time...You'e gonna get them thrown back at you!
Une: I'll never understand Trieze, might as well give up.
Heero: Relena, I love you
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Wufei: Justice sucks!
Heero: Duo, i need your help! I'm confused!
Heero: My pants are cutting of my circulation.
Heero: Please don't kill me! I want to live!
Quatre: I'm getting my nose pierced. (Oh My God! *faints*)
Dorathy: Relena, shut up!
Dorathy: I need to pluck my eyebrows.
Duo: Yep, you're right. I need a hair cut. (No! Don't do it, Duo!)
Relena: Who needs peace? I love wars!
Trowa: I'm gonna shave my head. I can't see with all this hair. (GASP! *screams*)
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Heero: *to Dr. J, with a mad gleam in his eye* I do not listen to you. I listen only to....*holds up thumb a la Fozzy Bear*......Mister Bimble.
Wufei: Screw justice, this isn't getting me anywhere. I'm gonna go dig out my leather pants and ask Sally out for coffee.
Relena: I've decided to follow the teachings of the 21st century American president George W. Bush.
Trowa: can't sleep, clowns will eat me.....can't sleep clowns will eat me......can't sleep, clowns will eat me............
Quatre: Can't sleep, clowns will eat me......can't sleep, clowns will eat me.........
Duo: Wah, Relena you're my hero!
Zechs: Treize-sama, I have a bit of a confession to make. I'm....*hangs head in shame*.....I'm not a natural blonde.
Heero: Why of COURSE you can fix my Gundam, Duo, old buddy old pal! Take him out for a spin while you're at it, have some fun.
Wufei: Meiran who?
Duo: Maxwell Church? Never heard of it, why? I got my name from the coffee. ^^
Heero: *as enemy suits approach* WAH! MOMMY!
Duo: *hiding under bedcovers* I see dead people.........
Dorothy: Still chasing after Heero? Relena, you're such a ho.
Relena: Screw Heero, I'm going after Wufei! He is one sexy hunk of man meat!
(Mik-chan: Can't say I entirely disagree but eeeeew.....)
Catherine: *throws knife* Ha! *thunk; splat* O.o Oops........sorry!
Trowa: *bleed bleed*
Quatre: Why does everyone think I'm so sweet and innocent, damnit?! I'm constantly attended by forty big burly guys who call me Master, does that sound sweet and innocent to you?!
Relena: *standing on her cliff* Heero! Come back here and kill me!
Heero: ...Okay. *Wing steps on her*
Relena: *splat* ....... *dies*
Heero: *goes on with his mission*
Heero: Ya know, this whole mission thing is getting to be a real pain in my ass. Duo, whaddya say we go out and get blind drunk and then go spray paint the nearest OZ facility?
Duo: Stealth? Who needs it? *trips over his own braid and causes a chain reaction loud enough to wake the dead*
Trowa: God, Quatre, you're so annoying! Frickin' leave me alone already!
Wufei: *singing* I feel pretty....oh so pretty....I feel pretty and witty and briiiight.........
Duo: I'm sorry I blew up your suit! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! *grovels* What if I shaved my head as penance?
Treize: Duel? Why no, Chang, I simply asked you here for a light supper and a discussion of the book I'm currently reading. *holds up "Of Human Bondage"*
Wufei: *runs screaming*
Wufei: I'm getting sick of this whole fighting-vengeance-war thing! I'm going to run off and join a merry band of traveling gypsies! So long! *runs off*