Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the  new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space  and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the  product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
 programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors
all  other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday  Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I  cannot  seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my  other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend  7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.
 Can you help me!! Thanks,
 Joe

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 Dear Joe:
 This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a  primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0     with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files
 within  your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
is  gained.  It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the  system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0  is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or  Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look  in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you  keep  Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.  Having Wife 1.0 installed
 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General  Partnership Faults.
P.S. You must assume all responsibility for faults and  problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of  action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the errors.
P.P.S. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high  maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the  performance  of Wife 1.0.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.  Do not, under  any
 circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3.  This is not a
 supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
 damage to the operating system.
 Best of Luck.
 Tech Support