CONVERSATION BETWEEN A COUPLE AT STATION, WAITING FOR TRAIN.
HUSBAND:"I WISH WE HAD BROUGHT THE PIANO"
WIFE:"DON'T MAKE STUPID JOKES"
HUSBAN:"I AM NOT DEAR.I LEFT TICKETS ON IT."

SHE:"SOMETIMES YOU APPEAR REALLY MANLY & SOMETIMES YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WOMANISH.HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR IT?"
HE:"I SUPPOSE IT IS HEREDITY,HALF MY ANCESTORES WERE MALE & HALF OTHER FEMALES."

HIS SENIORITY WAS OVERLOOKED BY THE BOSS SAYING"YOU HAVEN'T HAD TWENTY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE BUT YOU HAVE ONE YEAR'S EXPERIENCE TWENTY TIMES.

WHY DO WE CALL OUR LANGUAGE MOTHER TOUNGE?
AS FATHER SELDOM GETS A CHANCE TO USE IT.

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the bar was Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese

sensed that the famous director was glaring at him.Suddenly, in a flash the

Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The

director ranted, "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor; my dad perished

in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you idiot! I am Chinese!" "Yeah, yeah,yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same", retorted

Spielberg.

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double

from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and

delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.

"What was that for?" exclaimed the director. "That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied. "You ignorant

man! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the director. "Yeah, yeah, yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you are all the same!"