Surjitsinh went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Surjitsinhs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Surjitsinhs," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then  waited  a few days
before he again approached the salesman."I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Surjitsinhs," he replied.
  Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Surjitsinh?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.


   Why did 18 Surjitsinhjis go to a movie?   Because below 18 was not allowed.

   How do you measure a Surjitsinh's intelligence?
   Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

   What do you do when a Surjitsinh throws a hand grenade at you?
   Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a Surjitsinh throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

How do you make a Surjitsinh laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Surjitsinh doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Surjitsinhs work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

  Why can't Surjitsinhs make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

How did the Surjitsinh try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

  What do you call 10 Surjitsinhs standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

  What do you see when you look into a Surjitsinh's eyes?
The back of his head.

  What do you call a Surjitsinh who drinks only beer?
  Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

What do you call a Surjitsinh who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

Why does Surjitsinh always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

  Why does Surjitsinh have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Surjitsinh sends you a fax?It has a stamp on it.

  Why can't Surjitsinh dial 911?  They can not find the eleven on the phone

   How do you get Surjitsinh on the roof?   Tell him the drinks are on the
house.

  "Oh, look at the dead bird."  Surjitsinh looked skyward and said "Where,
Where?

  What do smart Surjitsinh and UFOs have in common?
  You always hear about them but you never see them.

  Why does it take longer to build a Surjitsinh snowman as
  opposed to a regular one?  You have to hollow out the head.