New Telephone line
A Surjitsinh took an answering machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"


What will a Surjitsinhji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
What will a surjitsinhji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were  planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab
from India but how  would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta
Singh replied, "No problem! we'll  attack USA, it
would take over us and then we would be a state of
USA and we'll automatically  get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution
but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied,"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT
BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"