Having lost his donkey a Surjitsinhji, got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and
asked, "Your donkey is missing;  what are you thanking
God for ?" The surjitsinhji replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Surjitsinhji got the 4th child. He fills data in the
birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.
" "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, Surjitsinhji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th
person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Surjitsinhji were sent to
the outer space . The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking  sound
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!""Surjitsinhji!" "Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
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Surjitsinhji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to
buy the clock on the Tower. Surjitsinhji  says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.
" The  man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited
for several hours the Surjitsinhji figured he was taken for a
ride. On the next day the Surjitsinhji is again walking along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Surjitsinhji gives him the thousand  and  says
"I am not a fool.This time, you wait and  I'llgo  get a ladder."
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