Raaaaaaaaaaaaabert iss kuttay ko microprocessor may daal do !
Bit by bit mur jaaya gaa saala!
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Raaaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day
gaa!
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Raaabatt, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh
dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
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Raabatt, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey,
phir pane sey mar jayegaa...
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Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do,
nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...
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"Raaabert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"
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Ajeet: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar
ticket
kaat-ta reh jaayega.
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Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen
?
Ajeet: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
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Raabert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
Ajeet: Kahin par bhi so jao Raabert !!
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(Scene - Raabert gets a sidey to Ajeet.)
Raabert: Baass, humne sidey ko pakad liya
Ajeet: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Raabert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajeet: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
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Raabert: Baass, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Raabert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
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(Scene - Ajeet thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's
typing.)
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
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Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
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(Scene - Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly
springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !)
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
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(Scene - Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs
his
chela.)
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath
mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan
aayegi
to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....