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Family Album |
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My grandmother lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. |
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This is my brother Hank. He's in jail right now. When he gets out he's not aloud to be around animals and kitchen appliances. |
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This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them even has a job! |
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| Hi there...this is me. Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains.I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. |
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This is the truck we were all made, born, and raised in. We have less than 100 payments before it's ours. |
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My mom says that she's almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years, we are going fishing. |
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My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident. |
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| We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and all ready in the forth grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name! |
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Jethro is my first cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. |
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This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear. |
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This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her itch. |
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My half brother, JimBob, and his wife. She is a hottie.They raise Possum in their backyard. They are not allowed to have children. |
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These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more. |
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Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet. |
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| This is my Uncle Marky. He sells perfume in a department store and my mom says if I study real hard in school I can become just like him. |
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