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| 1. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. |
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| 2. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. |
| Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you |
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| 3. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. |
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| 4. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. |
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| 5. Plagiarism saves time. |
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| 6. If at first you don't succeed - try management. |
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| 7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. |
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| 8. TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself. |
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| 9. "We waste time, so you don't have to." |
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| 10. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! |
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| 11. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. |
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| 12. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. |
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| 13. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. |
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| 14. Succeed in spite of management. |
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