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| 1) My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is. |
| 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. |
| 3) I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. I still haven't gotten any results. Apparently, you have to show up. |
| 4) I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. |
| 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. |
| 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. |
| 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
| 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. |
| 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. |
| 10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. |
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