| They've just been taking lots of calls about what your partner won't do. Jess has grown really attached to the photo of Marty and doesn't want to give it away! Jess just did her last Dear Jess . It was from a 17-year-old girl who is overweight and is called names by her friends at school. Jess said she could hardly call these people her friends. She suggested that she should join a gym, however she said they can be intimidating. Jess advised her to get a personal trainer (her's is Steve Halligan). She said she has never been a perfect size eight but what matters is being fit and healthy. They're opening a sex supermarket in Tweed Heads. Keiran has compiled a list about the best five things about sex supermarkets. 5 The 8 women or less aisle. 4 You will never be embarrassed again when buying condoms. 3 A person calling out on the PA system: "A price check on Tiffany please." 2 When you wake up in the morning and think about what you have to buy at the shop it will be "bread, milk and hookers" or breasts as Jess added. 1 Your wife will never make you go to the shops alone again. Jess told the story of the time in Tweed Heads that she was in a bar with a girlfriend (pre-Marty, of course). A guy bought them a drink and Jess, knowing what he wanted was thinking there is no way this guy he is getting anywhere near her or her pants. So the guy was about to leave and Jess asked him where he was going and he said he was going to a brothel because there was no way he was going to get any action around there! They played Beat Big Brother for the last time. They gave the signed photo of Marty away to Helen (I'm not sure which one that was). She said it made her day and Jess said she was sorry but it's not the real thing. Helen replied that she could keep him because she has a husband. Helen is going to put the photo of Marty in the pool room next to the Bundy Rum picture because Jess said Marty's a rum drinker. They've had a few calls from people who are sad they'll be leaving after today and Jess said to email her to thank her now because it's your last chance. The Bar Rat told her that she had a big ego. Someone who won CDs from Fact or Crap yesterday rang to thank them and Jess asked which ones she got. She goes: "Matchbox 20, you can probably hear that in the background" and the Bar Rat asked her why she wasn't listening to them and hung up! My stream from SEA FM cut out just as they were saying goodbye for the final time! Did anyone hear what they said? Hope you enjoyed the updates. I'm really sad it's their last day . I know I'm really going to miss Jess (and Marty before he left) in the mornings. How are we going to get our daily dose of JAM? Guess we'll just have to wait for Islandares to see Marty again. Any other appearances/articles coming up, Jess? Bye guys! and thanks for trying to ring Jacinta! |
| Keiran called a party shop and asked if there was any work available for stripping clowns. He asked the guy if and where he should wax, did it matter that he may be too big, should he bring his own props, do they do any under 18 parties etc. They took calls from people and one woman said that her four boys will not clean the toilet seat (I think). Jess said that she has been around little boys and she can definitely relate. Again they said they have a framed photo of Marty up for grabs. Jess said you can win Marty, the fun loving criminal, which is how he was described in the media during BB. They asked her, "why criminal?" and she said she didn't know...probably his drink driving offences. Jess read an article about hipsters and how they may be a health hazard. Apparently, they squeeze nerves in the hips and may cause a tingling sensation. |
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