You have a Monkee photo album.
You break out into a Monkee romp
You call your boyfriend Micky (or your favorite Monkee)
You make everyone around you get a perm because you love that curly fro hair (for Micky lovers)
You just plain act like the Monkees
You always spell Monkees or Monkey with 2 e's
You hear the names Micky, Davy, Peter or Mike you stop what you are doing and immediately start looking for the Monkees
All Pink ones are from Jenny
If you have multiple pictures of Davy Jones and the Monkees taped to the back of your locker for everyone to see! - Valerie Longo
If you go on EBAY everyday to see if there is stuff you can afford.
If you write fanfic, including yourself in the cast
If you are the bandant with no nick name!
If you dream about them more than 3 times a week
If instead of doing your math homework you are drawing Mike Nesmith over and over (Guilty!)
If you call everyone Peter (or George).
If when someone is talking about them not being a real group you explode on them and tell the whole story and make them apologize.
If when you went to an oldies store on a church trip and broke down crying because you didn't have enough money to buy EVERYTHING with their face on it.
(from the one above) If you asked everyone in the store for money so you can but the items.
If you write your favorite Monkees song lyrics on most of your paper and then realize that when it comes time to do your classwork, you have to borrow paper from other people because you so preciously used all of yours.
If you have a Monkees web site.
If all of your best "non-Monkees fans" friends know all of the Monkees names and special information about them.
If you're a MEAN LITTLE GIRL!!!
If you find yourself saying little Monkees quotes to everyone you see.
If while at the beach with some of your closest friends, you insist on doing the Monkee walk.
(To the previous) And while there you all run to the shore and then run back in terror!