Ways to commit suicide
I would first like it to be known that if you try any of these techniques I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE, blame it on the parents instead.
Secondly the easiest way to commit suicide is to take lots and lots of sleeping pills. Grind them up into a powder and mix it with yoghurt or apple source so it's easy to swallow (some may think I've thought this out a tad too well). Alternatively simply place a plastic bag over your head for 20min or so and let your self quietly drift of to an eternal sleep. I might be wrong about both, but volunteers aren’t forth coming. Incidentally never try to gas yourself in a car. It takes hours, and if anyone saves you will have permanent crippling brain damage
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1) Take two sharp pencils, stick them up your nose and head butt a table
2) Find a nice rising bridge, get a mate to tie your feet to one end and hands to another, then see which bit breaks first
3) See whether the light really does stay on when you close a fridge door
4) Find out why you're never meant to wash silk at 60Oc- by wearing the shirt as you put it in the machine
5) Decapitate yourself to see how long you really remain conscious afterwards
6) Throw yourself in a vat of boiling McDonald's fat just to piss off the acne-ridden work force
7) Sneak on to a nuclear test site to see if you actually can become the incredible hulk
8) Tell a group of practising Satanist you’re a devout sin free Christian there to save there souls.
9) Stand in front of a group of charging bulls and say with a stern voice "Halt! For I art thou Caesar" then see if it works
10) Play dodgems with a real car
11) Throw yourself off the tallest building you can find and count how many times you bounce
12) Eat as many bake beans/brussel sprouts as you can, then seal yourself in an airtight room
13) Go wing walking under a low bridge
14) Practice a tracheotomy on yourself without the aid of a mirror
15) Attach yourself to the bottom of a car and see what happens when you go over a speed bump at 70mph
16) Lob stones at a nest of killer bees
17) Go bungee jumping with the cord round your neck
18) Literally skate on thin ice