Believe it or not, I am about to tell you the tale of a glorious day that recently occurred in my life. The other day I made my weekly pilgrimage to the mall. It was just an ordinary day, or so I thought. The mall was packed with satisfied customers and I was hauling my bags, filled with pricey junk, around the mall desperately searching for the rest of my family. During my search I was approached by a person, who appeared to be your average every day Joe, but instead of finding my family I found something unthinkable and until this day I would have said down right insane. What did I find, you ask? The question is more along the lines who did I find? Well boys, girls, and Christies I found JESUS AT THE MALL!!!
Listen closely and maybe you too can find Jesus at a local shopping center near you. Like I said before I was searching for my family when my great epiphany occurred. Okay by this time I was tired and really just wanted to go home because I had spent my college money on some novelty figurines but my family had ditched me. I had walked the mall about a million times when out of nowhere this young boy about 17 years of age approached me. On any other day I would have just punched him and kept going my way but there was something usual about this boy. I got that feeling like when your in bible class and the teacher asks you who Jesus is and you say he�s the guy on the Spanish cannel, while all of the other kids point and laugh at you. Have you ever had that happen to you? I figured since I don�t go to church maybe I should be polite this one time just in case you know who was watching. The clouds parted and light shinned down on the boy through the mall window as he asked me �Have you found Jesus?� I was afraid to answer because we all know what happened the last time someone asked me that. I told him no and started to walk away then he spoke to me �Jesus is right here and you too can find him if you pray with me here.� Scared out of my mind I fled. Jesus was actually in the Mall, holy shit. The Commercial Capitalists had gotten him too. Is nothing sacred? Oh well. I began to wonder if this was all a dream. But when I found my sister she asked me if I had found Jesus too? Since then I have not gone back. Maybe I�m afraid of what I don�t understand or maybe I was banned from the mall for shoplifting. I guess I�ll never know.
