| Interviewer: OK Murr, welcome to the interview. Murr: Thank you, I am very glad to be here. Interviewer: You're welcome Murr: Its good to get out in the fresh air for a change. Mostly I stay couped up at home all day. Interviewer: So, our readers would like to know, where did you come from? Murr: I live in a host body. My host human is Megan. Interviewer: Really? I had no idea. Murr: Oh yes, there is a Murr in everyone. Even you. Interviewer: Ha-ha. You're such a crazy guy Murr. Really. Interviewer: I know you've probably been asked this a million times, but what's it like to live inside of Megan's head? Murr: It's a trash dump. If it were a real building it would have been condemned a long time ago. She is long over due for a spring-cleaning AKA Lobotomy. Interviewer: Well, I'm amazed. Murr: That makes two of us. Interviewer: Is there any advice you have for the youth of America? Murr: Overthrow the government and accept me as your new dictator...uh...I mean President! Interviewer: *wipes tear from eye* That was beautiful. Interviewer: Now, if you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be and why? Murr: Elton John, need I say more? Interviewer: What are your feelings or thoughts on Megan's friend Christy? Murr: That B*tch! Always stealing my men...I mean women cuz I am not gay. Are you gonna print my last statement? Interviewer: That's fascinating. Murr: Oh shit! Interviewer: Ha-ha. I'm sure they'd enjoy that too. In closing, will you please leave us with some words of wisdom from Murr? Murr: Listen to your host being and do exactly what he/she/hermaphrodite/it tells you to do. Interviewer: Whelp, there you have it folks, straight from the nonexistent mouth. |
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