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I am Murr and this is my story�

      My name is Murr.  What�s my last name you ask?  Well I don�t need one because I am the mighty Murr.  I am the little man that lives inside of Megan�s head.  Hey, it may not be pretty but it�s rent-free and there is plenty of storage room for the taking. 

I am 25 years old and unemployed.  I don�t have many friends.  Actually I only have one friend, Megan.  It�s probably because I tell Megan to kill all of them but I guess we will never know.

Do you know how hard it is to entertain yourself when you live inside of Megan�s head?  It is not an easy task.  So to make the days go by faster I like to beat her up.  It is a very funny sight.  Just ask Christy she will agree with me. 
    
Speaking of Christy, now there�s a basket case if I ever saw one. Christy, Megan�s best friend/twin sister, is jealous of me because I am so damn sexy.  What do you have to say to that Christy?  Sorry, it�s just that Christy and I have never gotten along from the beginning.  I think it is because we both fight for Carlos� attention.  I mean Megan�s attention.  Yes that�s right Megan�s attention. I am not attracted to men!!!!  But if I was it would be okay but I�m not so lets leave it at that.
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